Episode 487

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Published on:

20th Nov 2024

SMACKWATER REALEST Interview Yet | UNMASKING Black Oppression

This podcast features a deep and provocative conversation with Smack Water, who passionately critiques the state of Black culture and the systemic issues facing the community today. He emphasizes the importance of self-awareness and accountability, arguing that many individuals settle for comfort in oppression rather than striving for true freedom and empowerment. The discussion touches on the hypocrisy prevalent in society, particularly around the expectations placed on Black men and women, and how these dynamics shape relationships and personal identities. Smack Water also reflects on his own experiences, including the lessons learned from his time in prison, and how they have shaped his views on professionalism and integrity. With a blend of humor and raw honesty, the episode challenges listeners to confront uncomfortable truths about their lives and the world around them.

Chapters:

  • 00:00 - The Legacy of Harriet Tubman
  • 15:21 - The Roots of Oppression and the Illusion of Comfort
  • 22:39 - Confronting Trauma from the Ghettos
  • 40:07 - The Complexity of Crime and Community
  • 58:45 - Understanding Relationships and Gender Dynamics
  • 01:16:52 - The Importance of Self-Education and Financial Literacy
  • 01:52:36 - The Rise and Fall of Houston's Culinary Scene
  • 01:54:07 - The Legacy of Real Men


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Transcript
Smack Water:

Will say stupid, like I ain't oppressed.

Smack Water:

You know what Harriet Tubman said?

Smack Water:

She said, I would.

Smack Water:

I would have freed so many more of my people only if they knew they were slaves.

Smack Water:

All want is comfortable.

Smack Water:

Oppression is okay with being oppressed as long as it's comfortable.

Smack Water:

Master only he slapped that 10 times.

Smack Water:

He only slapped me nine.

Smack Water:

I'm all right with that.

Kyle:

Real life.

Smack Water:

It ain't real life.

Kyle:

Real life street stars know what time it is.

Kyle:

Real life street stars.

Kyle:

Man, I got a special guest in the building.

Kyle:

Man.

Kyle:

We got the legendary Smack Water man already.

Kyle:

Yeah, tell them why I'm a cake ass nigga.

Kyle:

Go get on my ass real quick.

Smack Water:

Ass nigga here by nigga.

Smack Water:

You do nigger business, you get nigger results, My nigga.

Smack Water:

I'm an asshole when it comes to professionalism, especially punctuality, because professionalism is everything.

Smack Water:

First impression.

Smack Water:

See, I missed out on the chance of being a part of Swisher House because I was young.

Smack Water:

I was a street nigger.

Smack Water:

I wasn't just rich, but I was having a little money.

Smack Water:

I was feeling myself.

Smack Water:

And the first time I ever went to Swisher House and fucked with Michael Watts, on the way there, I smoked a quarter bottle of 4 for 10 and down 2 Old English 40 ounces.

Smack Water:

By the time I got there, I was at my motherfucking mind and, you know, had an episode and freaked Michael Watts out.

Smack Water:

And he didn't want to fuck with me no more.

Smack Water:

It took him a long time.

Smack Water:

That was 97.

Smack Water:

dn't fuck with me again until:

Smack Water:

But Swisher House had already, you know, done his thing.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

And this was before it was even named Swisher House.

Smack Water:

It was just Michael Watts tapes.

Kyle:

Okay, so this wasn't like they heyday when they had Chameleon Mary Apollo.

Kyle:

This was before.

Smack Water:

Oh, gotcha.

Smack Water:

This was, you know, I was pre.

Smack Water:

Way before all that, you know, it was Archie Lee Lester, Roy Bay BAE and Lil Pluck.

Smack Water:

Rest in peace to my little bro Bay Bay.

Smack Water:

But yeah, and that's who was on Michael Watts tapes.

Smack Water:

And my partner, Bully Wayne took me over there because, you know, I'm legendary with the flow, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

My freestyle used to be impeccable.

Smack Water:

I haven't done it in over 20 years.

Smack Water:

So, you know, but if I done it maybe like two, three months straight, I'll be right back in that mode.

Smack Water:

It's kind of like boxing, you know, you gotta stay in shape, right?

Smack Water:

In order you know, keep your swords sharp.

Smack Water:

But, yeah, so I'm real big on professionalism and I can be real anal.

Smack Water:

And I try to teach that to us as a people.

Smack Water:

Because if it was the white man, you'll be on time.

Smack Water:

If it was the white man, you'll be professional.

Smack Water:

But because it's a nigger, you should understand.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers be in a loser state of mind, and we've become okay with it.

Smack Water:

We don't think anything is wrong with victim mentality, with celebrating the worst of ourselves.

Smack Water:

We consider the worst of our people the best of our people.

Smack Water:

And don't get me wrong, you know, see what you about to have right now, you about to have your club Shay Shay Katt Williams moment.

Smack Water:

This is what you're about to have.

Kyle:

Let's talk about it.

Smack Water:

You finna have the greatest interview you've ever conducted.

Smack Water:

And this is no, this not me capping or braggadocious.

Smack Water:

This just what it is, right?

Smack Water:

So.

Smack Water:

Because when it comes to me and the people, they know that when I speak, I don't speak from a place of hatred, a place of malice.

Smack Water:

They know that I am one of them.

Smack Water:

My story and they story line up so they know smack has been through the trenches.

Smack Water:

He know what he talking about.

Smack Water:

See, the people gave me the name, realest nigga on the ground.

Kyle:

How did you.

Kyle:

How did you.

Kyle:

How did you get to that point for people?

Kyle:

Don't.

Kyle:

There's people that's gonna watch this interview.

Kyle:

They don't even know who you are.

Smack Water:

Right, yeah, they can go back.

Smack Water:

I meant Google smack water, YouTube it.

Smack Water:

I just.

Smack Water:

People ask me backstory, Backstory.

Smack Water:

Go to YouTube and hit.

Smack Water:

You can go to Donny Houston green room.

Smack Water:

I got backstory for days.

Smack Water:

But, you know, it was all an accident.

Smack Water:

Fresh home from the penitentiary.

Smack Water:

I'm just breezing through it.

Smack Water:

Fresh home from the penitentiary.

Smack Water:

Just doing something because I needed something to occupy my time when I wasn't at work.

Smack Water:

And I just kept doing it consistently every day, just really with no intentions of anything.

Smack Water:

It was just something that I had come to like to do.

Smack Water:

And I started doing it on a daily basis.

Smack Water:

And before you know it, people start gravitating to it.

Smack Water:

See, I'm.

Smack Water:

I've been doing this.

Smack Water:

If it's not 10 years, it's right at 10 years.

Smack Water:

I'm pre Covid.

Smack Water:

Don't get it fucked up.

Smack Water:

I birthed all these niggas.

Smack Water:

These niggas is Johnny come latelys.

Smack Water:

They dis my party.

Smack Water:

I threw the party, not did some niggas come to the party and get drunk and high and turn it the fuck up and turn it out, of course.

Smack Water:

But let's not forget who motherfucking house this is.

Smack Water:

And if you don't know, I help you find a dough with the four fold cake ass nigga.

Smack Water:

Cause this, I'm responsible for all of this real talk and all this abrasive, unabashed honesty.

Smack Water:

Because if I wasn't the first nigga, I'm the first nigga to do it right and show niggas how to do it.

Kyle:

So what did you develop all that from?

Kyle:

Was it the penitentiary?

Smack Water:

Cause you say, no, that's just me, man.

Smack Water:

I'm a natural born leader.

Smack Water:

You put me in any environment, I'ma thrive.

Smack Water:

But I also know how to follow.

Smack Water:

I know how to play my role.

Smack Water:

I'm okay with the backseat.

Smack Water:

I'm okay with shutting the fuck up when I don't know.

Smack Water:

I'm okay with saying I don't know.

Smack Water:

You got a lot of motherfuckers that just can't say I don't know.

Smack Water:

Just the other night I had to call my nigga Truck Buck.

Smack Water:

Cause a nigga talking about Bun B.

Smack Water:

Got a concert at Discovery Green.

Smack Water:

Bitch ass nigga, you just made some shit up.

Smack Water:

You just want to hear yourself talk.

Smack Water:

Shut the fuck up.

Smack Water:

If you don't know, you just don't know, my nigga.

Smack Water:

Ain't nothing wrong with not knowing.

Kyle:

So why do you think it's so many people, right, that'll come on YouTube platforms and talk about stuff that they don't know, but the people feed into it?

Smack Water:

Because motherfuckers, people talk with such conviction and such passion.

Smack Water:

I really do have a problem with motherfuckers just saying shit like they really like it's firsthand knowledge or like they know for sure.

Smack Water:

Anytime I'm speaking on something, if I don't know, I'm gonna say I don't know.

Smack Water:

If it's something that I heard, I'm gonna say I heard.

Smack Water:

Because I'm gonna let you know that I didn't get this from the source, and I'm not the source.

Smack Water:

But this is what motherfuckers are saying.

Smack Water:

But then I said, I'll also give you because I got real nigga vision.

Smack Water:

And I'm gonna tell you what the fuck I see from my perspective.

Smack Water:

And a lot of times I'll be right.

Smack Water:

See, the thing is, the world is full of hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

And it's ironic hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

Because I don't know if people are just that oblivious?

Smack Water:

Or is it all an act?

Smack Water:

Is it a game?

Smack Water:

Or do motherfuckers just want to go viral that bad?

Smack Water:

It's like, I seen the hypocrisy and Charleston do it a lot.

Smack Water:

You know, and everybody know me and Charleston used to have a show together called Unpopular Opinion.

Smack Water:

We done like five episodes.

Smack Water:

But right after the election, Charleston White done a.

Smack Water:

I don't know who was interviewing.

Smack Water:

I can't remember who it was, but he done a sit down while he was blasting the Democratic party for getting prostitutes disguised as musicians to, you know, perform and all this shit here.

Kyle:

But do you think he has a point in that?

Kyle:

Because.

Smack Water:

Hold up.

Smack Water:

Okay, that's not the point.

Smack Water:

I'm trying to.

Smack Water:

That's valid.

Kyle:

Okay, okay, okay.

Smack Water:

That's valid.

Smack Water:

I don't that he wasn't wrong, but what I'm saying is he also was talking about how they were gimmicky and using props and they wouldn't speak directly to black people.

Smack Water:

They didn't respect black people's intelligence enough to speak directly to black people.

Smack Water:

And all the while he's saying that this cake ass nigga is draped in a Confederate Confederate flag blanket.

Smack Water:

You doing the exact same thing.

Smack Water:

You don't feel like you could talk straight to black people without cause.

Smack Water:

You.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna wear this here to add a layer of.

Smack Water:

Of anger and a layer of vitriol when you could.

Smack Water:

You know, Charleston is a eloquent nigga when he wanna be.

Kyle:

So I actually watched a clip right where he broke down the Democratic versus Republican party.

Smack Water:

Fuck both of them.

Smack Water:

Yeah, yeah.

Kyle:

But I'm just.

Kyle:

But it.

Kyle:

But he.

Smack Water:

But I just had to say that just so bumpy.

Kyle:

Right, right.

Kyle:

So it ain't like you going from one side or the other.

Kyle:

You just.

Smack Water:

Both of them.

Smack Water:

That ain't.

Smack Water:

Neither one of them is the answer for a nigger.

Smack Water:

And the niggers ain't figured it out yet.

Smack Water:

You got motherfucking 400, 500 years of evidence of these white folks.

Kyle:

So how much of that do you just take is he's also an entertainer, quote, unquote.

Kyle:

But he's also dropping gems.

Kyle:

The one thing he does do is he'll say some.

Kyle:

Maybe some wild shit, but he gonna sprinkle some gems in.

Smack Water:

I do the same thing.

Kyle:

Exactly.

Kyle:

Exactly.

Smack Water:

I do the same thing.

Kyle:

Exactly.

Smack Water:

But I said, trust me, I'm making a whole point here.

Kyle:

Yo, yo, yo.

Smack Water:

I spoke on hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

I do the same.

Smack Water:

I say.

Smack Water:

But my shit is gonna.

Smack Water:

I'm never gonna just say Shit, for the sake of saying there's gonna always be a point behind what I say.

Smack Water:

I'm not gonna say shit just to rile people up or.

Smack Water:

Cause I know it'll get a click.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

That's not how I operate.

Smack Water:

Everything I do is gonna be rooted in reality.

Kyle:

So let's talk about some real shit real quick, right?

Kyle:

I got a question for you, right?

Smack Water:

You.

Kyle:

You was a nigger, right, that came from the streets.

Kyle:

Did I want you to tell me, you know, you look at the state of the music, right?

Kyle:

I think the state of the music always kind of tells you where the youth is at, right?

Kyle:

And you see where the youth is going with the music is getting more violent, more disrespectful.

Kyle:

Where do you think that stems from?

Kyle:

Do you think that stems from the black man not being in the home?

Kyle:

Do you feel like it stems from lack of money?

Smack Water:

It's a culmination.

Smack Water:

It's a lot of different aspects and facets that play into where we are as a society.

Smack Water:

It's not just.

Smack Water:

This is.

Smack Water:

See, see, my partner Cornell calls me the most dangerous nigger in America.

Smack Water:

Because I'm a nigger that could speak to the elite and the street.

Smack Water:

I could conjure up fear as well as bravery.

Smack Water:

I got the ability to galvanize and mobilize.

Smack Water:

The niggers that's most dangerous, the niggas that's willing to kill them.

Smack Water:

Niggas gravitate to me because they know, like I said, our story embodies each other.

Smack Water:

Our story go hand in hand.

Smack Water:

So at knowing this, I also know that a lot of us are just cogs in the machine.

Smack Water:

But see, I'm a glitch in the matrix.

Smack Water:

The majority of these niggers are tools for the system.

Smack Water:

They are part of the system.

Smack Water:

They're cogs in the system.

Smack Water:

And so they like to.

Smack Water:

They're dangerous to niggers.

Smack Water:

I'm dangerous to the overall society.

Smack Water:

But other niggers are just dangerous to other niggers.

Smack Water:

Because, see, when you ask a question like that, the other niggers will never, ever, ever, ever go to the root of the problem.

Smack Water:

And this is where you find the answer.

Smack Water:

This is where you find the problem itself is at the root, right?

Smack Water:

And a lot of motherfuckers don't never want to touch on the rule.

Smack Water:

Yeah, you could say, niggas do this, but do that.

Smack Water:

But why do niggas do this?

Smack Water:

And why do niggas do that?

Smack Water:

Is just responding to stimulus, to a stimuli, to an environment, to A situation.

Smack Water:

This is what they're responding to, to being placed in poverty, being miseducated, being mistreated, being fed hopelessness.

Smack Water:

So if you starve a community and you cook a pot of oxtails and you sit the motherfuckers out on the corner, what the fuck do you think niggas is gonna do behind them whole ass oxtails?

Smack Water:

Them niggas is gonna kill each other.

Smack Water:

There's only a limited amount of.

Smack Water:

It's only one pot.

Smack Water:

And you sit it out for an entire community.

Smack Water:

So what the fuck do you expect to happen?

Smack Water:

Because this community, this community don't want to live in poverty, don't want to live in filth.

Smack Water:

This community don't want to live in fear of its own self.

Smack Water:

This is a system designed.

Smack Water:

And it's designed for a reason.

Smack Water:

See, will say stupid shit like, I ain't oppressed.

Smack Water:

You know what Harriet Tubman said?

Smack Water:

She said, I would, I would have freed so many more of my people only if they knew they were slaves.

Smack Water:

All niggas want is comfortable.

Smack Water:

Oppression is okay with being oppressed as long as it's comfortable.

Smack Water:

Master only, he slapped that 10 times.

Smack Water:

He only slapped me nine.

Smack Water:

I'm all right with that.

Smack Water:

Master, he, he, he.

Smack Water:

We picked cotton for just 23 hours a day.

Smack Water:

Now, he didn't make us pick it sun up to sun to sun up again, 24 hours.

Smack Water:

Just want comfortable oppression.

Smack Water:

And, and the system understands that.

Smack Water:

We'll feed these niggas, hope, we'll feed them false hope.

Smack Water:

We'll give them one or two niggers to idolize, to put up on a pedestal, to chase.

Smack Water:

And it's achievable, but it's not achievable.

Smack Water:

The system isn't meant for everybody to win, because if it was, everybody would be winning.

Kyle:

So I asked myself, what is the real solution, right?

Kyle:

Because you do have a lot of black people with money.

Kyle:

You have a lot of black people that.

Kyle:

That can change some things.

Smack Water:

Yeah, you have a lot of black people with money, but those black people are tools.

Smack Water:

Those black people aren't giving that money and giving that prestige and giving that power and giving that position to help your black ass.

Smack Water:

They are giving that shit so to be used as a tool and as the system's discretion.

Smack Water:

So when they tell you get up there and sing and dance, nigga, you get up there and sing and dance.

Smack Water:

Or we'll take all that whole.

Smack Water:

The easiest way to kill any movement is for mainstream society to accept it.

Smack Water:

If you want to kill a nigger movement like when we got a cool ass terminology.

Smack Water:

Then white folks start saying it, it's no longer cool.

Smack Water:

And white folks realize they like okay.

Smack Water:

When they start seeing Kendrick Lamar veer heavily to the pro black path, the good kid, Mad City, they snubbed the shit out of it.

Smack Water:

He came back with the pimple butterfly.

Smack Water:

Them white folks, hurry up, embrace that shit.

Smack Water:

Then he came back with, damn, nowhere near as pro black or as race sensitive, right?

Smack Water:

Not to say that he done it purposely or he was conscious of it, but I'm just saying they hurry up and embrace that shit.

Smack Water:

Because especially from a song, all right.

Smack Water:

And him performing on top of a police car and I oh ho, fuck.

Smack Water:

The fuck no.

Smack Water:

Start giving this nigga all kind of awards.

Smack Water:

Now you in the house, nigga.

Smack Water:

You want to stay in this house, nigga?

Kyle:

So you think that's a different twist.

Kyle:

So you say, basically they already knew the power that he had, so they embraced him and put him in the house.

Kyle:

So that way he can't affect everybody that's outside.

Smack Water:

Slaves in the field.

Kyle:

So let me ask you this.

Kyle:

I want you to ask this honestly.

Kyle:

If we were as black people.

Smack Water:

I answer everything honestly, Kyle.

Kyle:

If we was to get together as a unit as black people, right.

Kyle:

And do it the right way, what power do you think we would actually have?

Smack Water:

I think we would probably actually kill each other before we even exercise or come to realize our true strength.

Smack Water:

Why?

Smack Water:

Because niggas is tribal and we have been bred to be small minded towards each other and to look for differences more than we look for similarities amongst each other.

Kyle:

But how does it operate in prison?

Kyle:

Cause when you hear all these people come from prison, y'all come to some common ground with each other.

Smack Water:

I'm glad you asked that question because I really owe this city, Dallas, a debt of gratitude because I've always prided myself in being pro black and being for my people and.

Smack Water:

But in the penitentiary, the penitentiary teach you to be a small minded individual.

Smack Water:

Niggas fight over the tv, fight over dominoes.

Smack Water:

I had a fight over Scrabble.

Smack Water:

How a n a fight over Scrabble, my nigga.

Smack Water:

You feel me?

Smack Water:

Yeah, yeah.

Smack Water:

Cause a nigga played a word and I'm an educator.

Smack Water:

I went to school, I went to college on a full academic scholarship, my nigga.

Smack Water:

Every college.

Smack Water:

I got a letter from damn near every college in America, my nigga.

Kyle:

This is before you ever went to prison.

Smack Water:

Yeah, when I was coming out of high school, nigga, Nigga.

Kyle:

So what happened?

Smack Water:

I went to Prayer View.

Smack Water:

But I've been.

Smack Water:

I've been thugging.

Smack Water:

Let me tell you something, my nigga.

Smack Water:

I've been before Short Dog was spitting game to him, right?

Smack Water:

I've been smoking weed before Dr.

Smack Water:

Dre put a name to it.

Smack Water:

I mean, before Dr.

Smack Water:

Dre put a flame to it.

Kyle:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

And I've been thugging before Tupac gave a name to it.

Smack Water:

I've been doing this shit my whole life.

Smack Water:

So they tried to send me to a psychiatrist in school.

Smack Water:

Because they didn't know if I was just that smart or if I was insane.

Smack Water:

Because never had they met a nigger so intelligent, but so goddamn thuggish.

Smack Water:

Smoking weed, packing pistols, and just a monkey nigger.

Smack Water:

I'm from the ghettos, my nigga.

Smack Water:

I'm from 790 West Little York.

Smack Water:

Do your history on it, my nigga.

Smack Water:

It was once considered one of the most dangerous places to live in America.

Smack Water:

And this is why I was nurtured in violence.

Smack Water:

And the crazy part about my upbringing is as violent and as chaotic and as backwards as the ghettos was.

Smack Water:

I was probably one of the most loved when I was first born.

Smack Water:

I was filled up with love.

Smack Water:

I was one of the very few individuals that was in every house in the ghettos.

Smack Water:

Cause in the ghettos, it was notorious for these niggas don't fuck with these niggas.

Smack Water:

This family don't fuck with this.

Smack Water:

The family right across the hall from us.

Smack Water:

My family had a knockout drag.

Smack Water:

I fight with them.

Smack Water:

Cause all the women in my house were pretty with long hair, did the makeup.

Smack Water:

And the women next door was less desirable.

Smack Water:

I say that.

Smack Water:

That.

Smack Water:

Cause they was my niggas.

Smack Water:

But every time you open the door, it's sitting on the porch waiting on one of my aunties.

Smack Water:

They wasn't waiting on my mama.

Smack Water:

Cause my pop's gonna shoot the shit out your bitch ass.

Smack Water:

If you think you sitting here waiting for Sharon to come out that door.

Smack Water:

And everybody knew it.

Smack Water:

Mike Collins gonna shoot you behind this bitch right here.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

Play with this bitch if you want to.

Smack Water:

Mike Collins gonna shoot you.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

So.

Smack Water:

But I was welcomed in every house.

Smack Water:

Because if you didn't like my mama, you like my daddy.

Smack Water:

If you didn't like my daddy, you like my mama.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Or my mama's side of the family or whatever.

Smack Water:

So I had a lot of love poured in me.

Smack Water:

That's why I got so much love, even though my neighborhood was chaotic.

Smack Water:

And I just.

Smack Water:

I just told my nigga on green room TV of how I'm still, like, dealing with trauma from the ghettos.

Smack Water:

And every now and then I realize and come face to face with a trauma, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Because them ghettos traumatized.

Smack Water:

Man, I didn't even know I was traumatized because it was just so natural and it was just everyday shit.

Smack Water:

Like, I didn't see anything wrong.

Smack Water:

I didn't see anything was wrong with it until I ventured outside.

Smack Water:

I didn't know anything was wrong with food stamps.

Smack Water:

The first time I seen somebody making fun of somebody for spending food stamps, I did not understand that because everybody in the ghettos had food stamps and then went somewhere else and pulled out a food stamp and niggas went to clowning and I didn't even know to be embed that you supposed to be embarrassed about food stamps.

Kyle:

That's crazy.

Kyle:

So let me ask you this, right?

Kyle:

You had a saying where you said trying to think with your heart is like trying to fill with your brain.

Kyle:

Can you break that down?

Kyle:

Cause you dropped these, you dropped them isms in a lot of the interviews and things that you do.

Kyle:

What does that mean?

Smack Water:

A See, a lot of people get mixed up with emotions and logic and it's hard to.

Smack Water:

What's the word I'm looking for, man?

Smack Water:

It's really hard sometimes to separate the two.

Smack Water:

And we living in times where it's a lot of blurred lines.

Smack Water:

And so people would do things that's clearly emotional, but they'll do it in a matter where they feel like it's the right.

Smack Water:

And I probably was talking about these funky bitches when I made that comment.

Smack Water:

It's a good chance that it was tied to these funky bitches some kind of way.

Smack Water:

Right, right, right, right.

Smack Water:

I don't remember when or where, but I'm pretty sure that comment was tied to these.

Smack Water:

Me talking.

Smack Water:

These funky bitches.

Kyle:

Yeah, because when you get on them, when you getting on their ass, you be coming over with some stuff.

Smack Water:

Yeah, because that's a quote that I would attribute to these females and the irrational shit that they do.

Smack Water:

And basically that's what it is.

Smack Water:

Cause bitches would do shit out of emotion and try to make it like it's logical.

Smack Water:

Like a bitch will argue that a fucked up.

Smack Water:

I just seen a hoe try to argue some of the craziest shit ever, man.

Kyle:

Give me an example of one.

Smack Water:

Man, the on Instagram that got caught cheating and the trying to put her out of house.

Smack Water:

Put it.

Smack Water:

Put the out and the like, he's a whole ass nigga bitch.

Smack Water:

What?

Smack Water:

What's wrong with y'all, man?

Smack Water:

Y'all, this Women are like this hill.

Smack Water:

Women is.

Smack Water:

Women be like, nigga, what you mean?

Smack Water:

Why?

Smack Water:

I got a pussy, that's why.

Smack Water:

Ass nigga.

Smack Water:

And that's it.

Smack Water:

End of the story.

Smack Water:

Fuck everything else.

Smack Water:

Fuck what you talking about, nigga?

Smack Water:

I got a pussy, nigger.

Smack Water:

Then that's enough for whatever the fuck I say or whatever the fuck I feel.

Smack Water:

And that shit there, and that's like trying to.

Smack Water:

Trying to think with your heart.

Kyle:

Is it ever okay for a man to go through a woman's phone?

Smack Water:

I wouldn't.

Smack Water:

I've never, never ever, ever.

Smack Water:

That motherfucker sit right there and ring.

Smack Water:

I be, bitch, you don't hear this phone ringing?

Smack Water:

My ex phone ringing, three in the morning, she don't want to answer the motherfucker.

Smack Water:

She didn't start fucking with this nigga.

Smack Water:

Cause you know, I said, hey, man, you ain't gonna answer that phone.

Smack Water:

She, I gotta call you back.

Smack Water:

I turn over and go right back to sleep.

Smack Water:

Ten, 15 minutes later, this bitch on top of me beating me up like, well, bitch ass nigger.

Smack Water:

Hey, bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Smack Water:

You think you gonna fuck bitches?

Smack Water:

I'm already fucking bitches, bitch.

Smack Water:

What is you talking about?

Smack Water:

You mad because you got right back.

Smack Water:

You see how that shit made a full circle?

Smack Water:

Bitch trying to think with her motherfucking heart and feel with her brain.

Smack Water:

Biscuit head ass bitch, bitch, you got busted.

Smack Water:

Well, and you really, I.

Smack Water:

You know, it is what it is, man.

Smack Water:

I can't.

Smack Water:

I can't tell you about your faults, my nigga, when I'm out here just fucking up as bad the hypocrisy of it.

Smack Water:

That's.

Smack Water:

You see what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Like the hypocrisy of society is a motherfucker and I'm a hypocrite.

Smack Water:

I'm a touch on my hypocrisy.

Kyle:

But don't you think, okay, they say every smart person is a hypocrite because you are allowed to change your stance on something, right?

Kyle:

You can think one way, right?

Kyle:

We can all think the earth is one way, right?

Kyle:

Until they send something out in outer space and then they debunk it.

Smack Water:

Well, that's, that's.

Smack Water:

You.

Kyle:

You have the right to change your.

Smack Water:

That's not hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

Yeah, but you're right, it's not hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

Hypocrisy is, is.

Smack Water:

Is.

Smack Water:

Is hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

And, and, and bigotry is, Is damn near.

Smack Water:

One is flowing in the artery and one is flowing in the vein.

Smack Water:

They flowing Side by side.

Smack Water:

Hypocrisy and bigotry.

Smack Water:

Hypocrisy is standing like.

Kyle:

Like you could pray every day and still sin.

Smack Water:

Yeah, that's.

Smack Water:

That's kind of.

Smack Water:

Or.

Smack Water:

I love.

Smack Water:

I love shaking their ass buck naked.

Smack Water:

I don't want to see my daughter doing.

Smack Water:

I don't want to hear about my daughter doing real talk.

Smack Water:

I don't want my daughter stripping in the club.

Smack Water:

I seen Whack 100 when he was talking about Pac, and I was like, the irony of this hypocrisy he talking about Pac was a follower.

Smack Water:

He gained.

Smack Water:

Nigga, ain't you in the game?

Smack Water:

Follow behind Suge.

Smack Water:

Nigga, didn't you follow behind Suge?

Smack Water:

That's crazy as hell.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

I just seen a bitch.

Smack Water:

What?

Smack Water:

Today is Saturday.

Smack Water:

That was Thursday.

Smack Water:

She put a post up saying that anybody who gives an opinion is a low vibration person.

Smack Water:

And I.

Smack Water:

I say a is on here giving her opinion about giving their opinions.

Kyle:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

And she say they low vibration.

Smack Water:

Right.

Smack Water:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

As my.

Smack Water:

You see where we at as a society be trying to jet our mind trick.

Smack Water:

See, I'm just.

Smack Water:

I can be oblivious, but I'm okay with accountability and I'm okay in living in my hypocrisy.

Smack Water:

Like, I love threesomes.

Smack Water:

I love them.

Smack Water:

Nigga, ain't nothing, nigga, if you ain't never had two bad bitches.

Kyle:

Nigga.

Smack Water:

I'm telling you, nigga, your dick be harder than Chinese arithmetic.

Smack Water:

K N.

Smack Water:

But I don't wanna see no gay shit.

Kyle:

Yeah, that's definitely.

Smack Water:

Yeah, I don't.

Smack Water:

I ain't even talking about gay.

Kyle:

I know.

Kyle:

You just talking about in general.

Smack Water:

Yeah, I don't want to see gay bitch shit.

Smack Water:

You know?

Smack Water:

And motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

Well, what?

Smack Water:

That don't make no sense.

Smack Water:

How you like threesomes with women and.

Smack Water:

Because it's a difference.

Smack Water:

Before you motherfuckers go to getting all mad because the LGBT community differentiates.

Smack Water:

It's a difference right there in the.

Smack Water:

In what they call a community.

Smack Water:

Lesbian.

Smack Water:

Gay is gay.

Smack Water:

Gay.

Smack Water:

If it.

Smack Water:

If gay is gay, then what the fuck is the point of lesbian?

Smack Water:

I'll tell you what the point is.

Smack Water:

Teonna Trump and Brittany Renner do porn.

Smack Water:

That's lesbian porn.

Smack Water:

Teonna Trump and Brittney Griner do porn.

Smack Water:

That's gay porn.

Smack Water:

Kk Nobody wanna see that whole ass.

Kyle:

Oh, no.

Kyle:

Now, I gotta ask you this, right?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

I don't know which interview you said, but you said free P.

Kyle:

Diddy.

Kyle:

Do you really Stand by that.

Smack Water:

That was my 20 versus my 20.

Kyle:

20 versus what?

Smack Water:

Yeah, at the beginning of my 20.

Kyle:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

And that was before he was even locked up.

Kyle:

Oh, okay, okay.

Kyle:

Do you stand by that?

Kyle:

Because the one thing that I've noticed about this whole thing, we don't really hear none of the criminal shit.

Kyle:

They always just talk about the freaky shit.

Kyle:

And I'm like, I don't give a damn how freaky he was, bro.

Kyle:

Did he commit a crime or not?

Smack Water:

They are trying to attach freak criminal shit to it.

Smack Water:

I don't because I ain't been keeping up with it and see if they free the digger or not.

Smack Water:

I'm.

Smack Water:

And it might sound heartless, but it's the truth.

Smack Water:

I could give a fuck.

Smack Water:

I'm indifferent to it.

Smack Water:

Because whatever a nigger gets up there a deserve it for being a bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

Because why is you a bitch ass nigga?

Smack Water:

You a for thinking you gonna get up there and play around in them white folks arena.

Smack Water:

And do see, every nigga is trying to achieve honorary whiteness.

Smack Water:

Every nigga want to be viewed like a white man.

Smack Water:

Want to be respected as a white man.

Smack Water:

Want to be able to to walk in the doors.

Smack Water:

A white man walks in, won't wants the same admiration and respect that a white man gets.

Smack Water:

And that's just not many people will let you up there and you gonna have to play, you gonna have to get out, you're gonna have to adhere to their rules because they not finna let you in the dough and get dirt on them and they don't get dirt on you.

Smack Water:

But Diddy was, was smart enough to get some dirt.

Smack Water:

And that's probably what's keeping his cake ass alive.

Smack Water:

That's what's probably keeping him alive.

Kyle:

So you believe the same thing I believe that he got blackmail on everybody, man.

Smack Water:

He same shit that Hugh Hefner did.

Smack Water:

Same shit, same Hugh Hefner playbook.

Smack Water:

They wasn't fucked.

Smack Water:

They waited till Hugh Hefner died to do that secret of Playboy shit.

Smack Water:

Because Hugh Hefner got information on.

Smack Water:

Even though a lot of the motherfuckers already dead, but it still would ruin legacies and shit.

Smack Water:

Man, Diddy got man, he wasn't a damn fool in that sense, but he's definitely a damn fool for getting up there fucking with them white folks with that white.

Smack Water:

And that's the only.

Smack Water:

And the irony of it is the only way you get that rich, powerful and successful is to engage and participate in that bitch ass shit.

Smack Water:

Because if you don't, they not you want to get in this dope, you gotta suck a dick, bitch ass nigga.

Kyle:

How much of that do you think is going on in the industry?

Smack Water:

For real, man?

Smack Water:

I think, I think it's running rampant in the industry because I have a theory.

Smack Water:

Notice I said I have a theory, bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

You guys a lot of motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

This what happened.

Smack Water:

I got a theory and if you listen, the theory makes a whole lot of sense.

Smack Water:

So in early Hollywood days of your, we all know homosexuality was not accepted whatsoever, but you still had a lot of homosexual activity and closeted homosexuals.

Smack Water:

And I think one of them possibly either suffered a tragedy so goddamn bad that it affected one or two more of them that was keeping it a secret.

Smack Water:

And I believe that they worked they ass off to get in a position of power to where they felt like they didn't have to hide or they could use their power to turn out as many motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

Because if Clive Davis got a party that every motherfucker want to go to every Grammy during the Grammy season, right before the Grammys, the Clive Davis party, right?

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

You got these gay motherfuckers that's in position to run shit and them gay motherfuckers is middle did.

Smack Water:

You don't think did it.

Smack Water:

I had to suck a dick.

Smack Water:

You gonna suck a dick?

Smack Water:

I'm a pastor Baton.

Smack Water:

You ain't.

Smack Water:

You think imma just suck a dick and you just gonna walk in here and you gonna just get all the reap all the rewards.

Kyle:

Oh, so they also.

Kyle:

You think they own some like man.

Smack Water:

I had a partner said he was at one of diddy parties and say diddy come from the back and say it ain't nothing like having a man suck your dick for money that need money or some old crazy shit.

Smack Water:

He said.

Kyle:

So how did he get away with this shit so long?

Smack Water:

What you mean?

Smack Water:

That's the culture up there.

Smack Water:

Ain't nothing ain't nothing to get away with.

Smack Water:

This is the culture.

Smack Water:

We speaking from motherfuckers that's on the outside.

Smack Water:

So the shit seems kind of foreign to us.

Smack Water:

The shit seems crazy.

Smack Water:

But if you walking around a house of buck naked motherfuckers when you first walk in, you be like hey man.

Smack Water:

And then now you there for five minutes, you done had a drink, you didn't.

Smack Water:

It ain't.

Smack Water:

It ain't trouble you that much.

Smack Water:

And if you, this is your lifestyle, an everyday occurrence.

Smack Water:

This is what all these people is doing.

Smack Water:

This is what we do up here.

Kyle:

So Black people, I feel like they take, you know, let's say R Kelly Diddy, like these things one or two ways.

Kyle:

They feel like, man, they trying to railroad our black heroes.

Kyle:

Or some people feel like, nah, nigga, lock them up.

Kyle:

What side do you stand on?

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

You know, If a motherfucker has done something that warrants them getting locked up.

Smack Water:

And they get locked up, I ain't fucked up about it.

Smack Water:

Because I went to the penitentiary for selling dope.

Smack Water:

I done my time.

Smack Water:

I stood in front of the jail every time I got one charge.

Smack Water:

While the lawman planted dope on me.

Smack Water:

But every other charge I did.

Kyle:

You said the lawman planted dope on you?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

I missed my daughter's birth.

Kyle:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Can you briefly take me through that?

Kyle:

I'm sorry, that's.

Smack Water:

It was a Tuesday.

Smack Water:

I wasn't even in the streets no more.

Smack Water:

I had started working.

Smack Water:

My baby mama was pregnant.

Smack Water:

So I was trying to.

Smack Water:

I was trying to do right.

Smack Water:

And one Tuesday, I went to the ghettos to visit my grandmother.

Smack Water:

Cause I hadn't seen her in a week or so, however long it had been.

Smack Water:

And I knew something was wrong, man.

Smack Water:

Cause the ghettos was completely fucking empty.

Smack Water:

And these motherfuckers is like Times Square in New York.

Smack Water:

Something always going on.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers always outside.

Smack Water:

And they were completely empty.

Smack Water:

And I had parked by the stove.

Smack Water:

And when I was headed back to my car, I seen my kinfolk, Donnie.

Smack Water:

He was the only motherfucker outside sitting against my grandmother old building.

Smack Water:

Cause my grandmother had moved to the front.

Smack Water:

She stayed in Building five.

Smack Water:

He was sitting against Building five.

Smack Water:

And when I looked at him, it was like I seen a ghost.

Smack Water:

Cause he looked just like my grandpa.

Smack Water:

So I went over there to fuck with him.

Smack Water:

And as I was leaving him, laws pull up.

Smack Water:

And they asked me to come to the car.

Smack Water:

And I.

Smack Water:

Like, I said I was working.

Smack Water:

I forgot I had a warrant.

Smack Water:

But when they got me in the backseat, the warrant popped up.

Smack Water:

And I told.

Smack Water:

I said, hey, man, I'm gonna pay the warrant.

Smack Water:

I'm trying to talk my way out of it.

Smack Water:

They done already frisked me and shit.

Smack Water:

They put me in the backseat.

Smack Water:

They ain't gonna let me go.

Smack Water:

They called another car.

Smack Water:

This two white boys that stopped me.

Smack Water:

But the car that came up was a bitch ass nigger, Officer Johnson, bitch ass.

Smack Water:

And they transferred me over to his car.

Smack Water:

And then they had the Sting set up back on Ringo and D.

Smack Water:

Priest on the back streets.

Smack Water:

And so I'm sitting.

Smack Water:

Well, I was Sitting behind him.

Smack Water:

And he pulled me out the car when we get over there, while the sting set up.

Smack Water:

And then he go around to the passenger side and he lift the seat up and it's a powder packed out.

Smack Water:

And he called the Sarge over.

Smack Water:

Sarge, come look at this.

Smack Water:

And when the Sawyer see the powder pack, and so the nigga went to frisking me.

Smack Water:

And he.

Smack Water:

While he frisking me, he whisper in my ear, yeah, what you gonna do, old ass Tupac looking at, nigga, he.

Kyle:

Dead ass said that.

Kyle:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

What the fuck that, man?

Smack Water:

Them laws.

Smack Water:

Them laws.

Smack Water:

I don't give a fuck.

Kyle:

And that's Houston, right?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

One time, you know, you ain't never been on a ride until the laws got you in a backseat, handcuffed, riding you around all the dope spots like a.

Smack Water:

And trying to make it seem like you snitching because they gonna come back and bust it.

Smack Water:

So could be like, man, that whole ass.

Smack Water:

I seen them laws rob out that.

Smack Water:

That told.

Smack Water:

Yeah, they play games like that.

Smack Water:

The Pit.

Smack Water:

Pit, they calls.

Smack Water:

They calls issues and drama within the community.

Smack Water:

They caught my.

Smack Water:

My gooch told me that every time the truce ended in la, it was because the laws broke the truce.

Smack Water:

What?

Kyle:

Damn.

Smack Water:

Because they wasn't getting no overtime.

Kyle:

What do you think their end game is?

Smack Water:

Who?

Kyle:

The cops?

Smack Water:

It's just to get paid.

Smack Water:

They ain't got.

Smack Water:

They just pawns in this game, man.

Smack Water:

They just pawns.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers are tough on crime.

Smack Water:

No, you ain't.

Smack Water:

Because crime starts at the top.

Smack Water:

This is a.

Smack Water:

It's a revolving door at the bottom.

Smack Water:

If they wanted to stop crime, they could.

Smack Water:

Crime starts at the top.

Smack Water:

It started in the White House, motherfucker.

Smack Water:

Drive a 18 wheeler full of cocaine across the border.

Smack Water:

But when they had a ban on Cuban cigars, you couldn't sneak one Cuban cigar in the country.

Smack Water:

Please, make that shit make sense message.

Smack Water:

Make that shit make sense.

Smack Water:

These people, it's a.

Smack Water:

It's a system.

Smack Water:

They don't want crime to end, man.

Smack Water:

So much of this economy is.

Smack Water:

This whole country was founded on crime.

Smack Water:

The stealing of land, the killing and murdering of people.

Smack Water:

This is a criminal organization, America, llc.

Smack Water:

Now.

Kyle:

Okay, you fucked my head up with that one.

Kyle:

So now give me a couple more injustices that you seen, whether in prison or, like you say, some things, like they rolling around with you, like, what are some of the things that the laws do to kind of fuck with us?

Kyle:

Like for instance, that Gunner situation, right?

Kyle:

Where the.

Kyle:

Yes, ma'am who dropped that footage like it ain't nothing but people in the courthouse.

Kyle:

So do you think they purposely did that to try to fuck him off in the community?

Kyle:

What was that about?

Smack Water:

What you talking about?

Kyle:

When Gunna was taking a plea deal, right?

Kyle:

And the whole.

Kyle:

They released.

Kyle:

Somebody released the footage of him saying, yes, ma'am to Thug is a.

Kyle:

YSL is a criminal organization.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

I'm saying, where did that footage come from?

Smack Water:

They filmed it in the courthouse.

Smack Water:

Huh.

Kyle:

I thought you couldn't film in the court.

Kyle:

I thought they couldn't film that.

Kyle:

That's the part where it was like, how did this leak?

Kyle:

It would have had it been the.

Smack Water:

DA or that getting a bunch of film that they been filming Woody on the stand.

Kyle:

But no, but that's a public trial.

Kyle:

That part wasn't him taking that plea deal, I don't think was public from what I heard.

Smack Water:

Okay, you stumped me on that one.

Smack Water:

I don't know.

Kyle:

Right.

Smack Water:

I don't know the protocol.

Kyle:

But do they do stuff like that?

Kyle:

Do they release discovery to fuck people up?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

Divide and conquer, man.

Smack Water:

Dividing because you gotta keep people divided, man.

Kyle:

So why do we keep following for this trip if all these black people are so educated, right?

Kyle:

And we're reading these 48 laws of power and we're reading all this literature that's putting us on game.

Kyle:

How do we keep falling for the banana in the tailpipe?

Smack Water:

Because these fear and love the white man way more than they love they self.

Smack Water:

These need to be accepted.

Smack Water:

They.

Smack Water:

We have a need to be accepted by the white man.

Smack Water:

We are Negro pins.

Smack Water:

Everything we do is seen, viewed and perceive through the lens of a white man.

Smack Water:

We just got black skin.

Smack Water:

We.

Smack Water:

We got a.

Smack Water:

A symbiotic relationship.

Smack Water:

The white man needing need and want us just as bad as we need and want them.

Smack Water:

That motherfucker's talking about, go back the way you come from.

Smack Water:

Go back, nigga.

Smack Water:

This entire system would collapse.

Smack Water:

You need niggas to fill up your penitentiaries.

Smack Water:

You need niggas to sell your dough.

Smack Water:

You need niggas for.

Smack Water:

You need niggas for culture.

Smack Water:

You need niggas for so much.

Smack Water:

We are important, and that's why we deserve.

Smack Water:

We deserve our own.

Smack Water:

We'll never receive it.

Smack Water:

We'll never receive it.

Smack Water:

The people want.

Smack Water:

And even if we did receive it, then what?

Smack Water:

Would we leave one system of oppression or go to another system of tyranny?

Smack Water:

Because can a nigga actually be foul with another nigger?

Smack Water:

Can a nigger accept another nigger ruling over him?

Smack Water:

Can we actually, as a people Sit down and choose leadership and be okay with it.

Smack Water:

Can we look at another nigger and say we're okay with him being in control of our money?

Smack Water:

Or I'm okay with answering to this black individual.

Smack Water:

If you.

Smack Water:

Because in order to create a social structure, you gotta put all of these.

Smack Water:

What we would want to think are the best and brightest black people in a room that represent all of us.

Smack Water:

So are we gonna leave out street niggers?

Smack Water:

Cause we can't handle by that represent them?

Smack Water:

Or is there a smart enough street nigger out there to have in a room to speak on behalf of?

Smack Water:

Like, what would be fair and just for the streets?

Smack Water:

What about when a motherfucker in a bow tie jump up and yell, Yell out in the room.

Smack Water:

I think all pork should be illegal, nigga.

Smack Water:

Everybody that mother gonna lose their mind.

Smack Water:

How much of the white man would we carry into that room?

Smack Water:

How much.

Smack Water:

How many in that room would be given info and intel to the white man?

Smack Water:

How many would be there willingly because.

Smack Water:

Because the white man gonna have to make a lot of them niggas leave.

Kyle:

Right.

Kyle:

So what is your message to the black man?

Smack Water:

My message to us is we ain't even got out the starting blocks yet.

Smack Water:

We ain't got out the starting blocks yet, man.

Smack Water:

We actually moving backwards.

Kyle:

Why do you say that?

Kyle:

What would you say was the best time that black people have displayed, in your opinion?

Smack Water:

Probably right after slavery up to Jim Crow.

Smack Water:

Because we was self sufficient, self sustained, had our own communities, doctors, lawyers, carpenters, everything.

Smack Water:

We didn't need anybody for anything.

Smack Water:

Because see, one thing a white man learned, and it's evident all around is don't get these niggas no skills.

Smack Water:

They took all that shit up out the schools.

Smack Water:

They teaching you a bunch of bullshit that's worthless.

Smack Water:

Fuck Christopher Columbus, George Washington, crossing the Delaware and all this ho ass shit.

Kyle:

But you know what?

Kyle:

So what's a wild.

Kyle:

Even the.

Kyle:

Even the niggas that are like, aren't as educated, they be on Twitter and Instagram and they be soaking in a lot of knowledge.

Kyle:

Like, they're not stupid.

Kyle:

Like, they're.

Kyle:

Well, they're.

Kyle:

They're on a lot of game.

Kyle:

Like, it's crazy how advanced some of these kids are.

Kyle:

Like, my kid is 16 and he can have a conversation with you about anything.

Kyle:

Trump.

Kyle:

And it's like.

Kyle:

And you're listening to them, you be like, damn, y'all are really aware, bro.

Kyle:

I'm talking about even the.

Smack Water:

And that's good.

Smack Water:

But what information are they soaking on?

Smack Water:

And you could have a Conversation.

Smack Water:

But how adept are you to think, to hear something and process it independently?

Kyle:

But that's what I'm saying.

Kyle:

I think that's what the kids do best.

Kyle:

They don't just take your word for nothing.

Kyle:

They go research that shit.

Smack Water:

That's why you're starting to the whole thing.

Smack Water:

Research.

Smack Water:

Anything that man's hands touch be damned.

Smack Water:

And man is self serving.

Smack Water:

So anything that man does, he does with a purpose and with a motive.

Kyle:

I'll give you an example.

Kyle:

You'll talk to a person, right?

Kyle:

They'll say black people are the original Jews, you know, like.

Kyle:

And then somebody will refute it and it's somebody like there's constant research, just constant.

Smack Water:

You know, this is, this is that and I know, but this is what I'm saying.

Smack Water:

For everything that says this, you can find something that says that that's true.

Smack Water:

And you just believe whatever resonates or whatever you want to believe, that's also true.

Smack Water:

And just because you research it, that doesn't matter.

Smack Water:

I researched it.

Smack Water:

What the fuck does that mean?

Smack Water:

What purpose did the nigga that wrote it?

Smack Water:

What was his purpose?

Kyle:

So where do you go to get your knowledge then?

Smack Water:

I read and I listen and I research, but I don't a lot of times like for a while because I read the Quran, the Bible, the Torah, which is basically the first half of the Bible.

Smack Water:

I read path to enlightenment and I read a lot of shit and I see what kind of lines up, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

And then you got, you got a spirit, you got.

Smack Water:

See people always they looking for this, this magical entity without, but never looks within.

Smack Water:

What about the God within?

Smack Water:

Why?

Smack Water:

Why?

Smack Water:

You know, because everything is related to each other.

Smack Water:

Everything can.

Smack Water:

You could join, you could do numbers and through math or just looking.

Smack Water:

Thumbprint.

Smack Water:

Where your hairline start in your head.

Smack Water:

A seashell.

Smack Water:

The curvature of your ear.

Smack Water:

If you blow up one of your cells big enough, it looked like your thumbprint, which looks like the universe.

Smack Water:

The universe is inside you and you inside the universe.

Smack Water:

Just think about that.

Kyle:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

As I'm in this universe, but this universe is also inside of me.

Smack Water:

We are one.

Smack Water:

Everybody and everything is fucking connected then.

Smack Water:

That's part of the problem with us motherfuckers don't view this earth.

Smack Water:

They view the earth as an inanimate object.

Smack Water:

This earth is a living breathing entity.

Smack Water:

Man, you drilling for oil.

Smack Water:

You sucking all the blood out the earth.

Kyle:

Where do you believe you go when you die?

Smack Water:

I don't know man.

Smack Water:

I don't know.

Smack Water:

I just, I Don't listen to man when it comes to shit like that, right?

Kyle:

But you read very well read, right?

Kyle:

You've read the Bible, the Quran, you read them all.

Kyle:

So when you read all of those, does that confuse you or does that make you.

Smack Water:

I've just looked aware.

Smack Water:

I look for certain detail.

Smack Water:

Like, okay, they say, thou shall not kill, thou shall not kill, thou shall not kill.

Smack Water:

Somebody had a consciousness over here, over here and over here.

Smack Water:

To realize like doing harm to another person for absolutely no reason is fucked up.

Smack Water:

You shouldn't do that whole ass shit.

Smack Water:

Even though I didn't need to read it to know that if you got a little baby and you got a whole bunch of knick knacks, I got all this shit on this table and the baby pull itself up on the table and you do as baby's doing, just bing, bing, and knock all the shit over.

Smack Water:

And as soon as it knock it over and it make all that noise, the baby stop and look right at you, right?

Smack Water:

They know they fucked up.

Smack Water:

You ain't have to say nothing.

Smack Water:

You ain't have to put your hands on them or nothing.

Smack Water:

They know they fucked up.

Smack Water:

They got a guard within them at a young age.

Smack Water:

Guard comes equipped on all models.

Smack Water:

It's a guard within you, man.

Smack Water:

It's a conscience within you.

Smack Water:

It's something.

Smack Water:

Even a motherfucker who say they don't believe in God, they'll still be like, I don't believe in killing another motherfucker.

Smack Water:

That's wrong.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

So you know what's so crazy?

Kyle:

Like you said, we can feel it's wrong even though we don't know it.

Kyle:

So you know that 30 to 50% of people don't have an inner dialogue in their head.

Kyle:

What do you think that is?

Smack Water:

I don't know about that one.

Kyle:

I mean, that's just a study that popped up that they been talking about.

Smack Water:

I don't believe in them fake ass stats.

Smack Water:

That's right.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers always want to quote stats, right?

Smack Water:

1 and 4.

Smack Water:

What you ain't asked me?

Smack Water:

Motherfucker ain't asked me.

Smack Water:

But ho ass niggas always like to run off some stats on some shit.

Smack Water:

When the last time a motherfucker surveyed you on any of this shit?

Kyle:

Never.

Smack Water:

Never.

Smack Water:

So why the fuck is all these numbers at?

Smack Water:

When I went to PV, 1 in 4, 1 in 3 motherfuckers had AIDS.

Kyle:

Oh, you dead ass.

Smack Water:

Serious.

Kyle:

That's what they were saying.

Smack Water:

That's what they, that's what this, what the stats, what they said the stats said, right?

Smack Water:

But I ain't.

Smack Water:

Wasn't nobody dying on the campus.

Kyle:

I don't think page worked like that, though.

Smack Water:

But I tell you what, it did do it.

Smack Water:

It bred a fear within blacks coming out of high school to go to these HBCUs.

Smack Water:

It did do that.

Smack Water:

All these badass football players, they not going to a black school anyway because the system is that they not going to put a black school on tv.

Smack Water:

And they got them feeling like you got to get seen in order to go to the league.

Smack Water:

It's a cis, man.

Smack Water:

This is a revolver.

Smack Water:

It's a system.

Smack Water:

It's a perfect system.

Smack Water:

The government is the perfect system.

Smack Water:

Republicans, Democrats.

Smack Water:

Oh, we gonna do this.

Smack Water:

We gonna do this.

Smack Water:

Why y'all ain't do it?

Smack Water:

The motherfuckers over there.

Smack Water:

If motherfuckers really cared, man, it's a lot of shit we wouldn't be able to have conversations about if people really cared.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers pretend to care, fake care.

Kyle:

Man.

Kyle:

So, you know, it's interesting, like, you're one of them people.

Kyle:

Like, you say, you could go so many different directions, you know, you do a lot of 20v1s, right?

Kyle:

And I just want to talk about the man and female dynamic for a second, right?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Man.

Kyle:

I remember at my job, right, I was talking to.

Kyle:

Just surveying some women, and one of the ladies said she hadn't went on a date in 10 years, some shit, and she didn't look bad, right?

Kyle:

Why do you think?

Kyle:

Where's the disconnect between the black man and the black woman?

Kyle:

Like, you're seeing these dating shows, and you're seeing so many single women, they look good.

Kyle:

It be like, what is.

Kyle:

You see a lot of single black men.

Kyle:

What is the problem?

Kyle:

What is.

Kyle:

What if you could go on a dating show how you can't meet somebody in your area, how you can't meet somebody at work, how you can't.

Smack Water:

Women.

Smack Water:

Women meet a potential suitor or a potential companion.

Smack Water:

If the average woman step outside, she meet a potential motherfucker who she could fuck with.

Smack Water:

Now, is he the right motherfucker?

Smack Water:

I don't know.

Smack Water:

I'm not saying that's up in the air, right?

Smack Water:

But to say that a woman don't meet somebody that would fuck with her every day is kind of.

Kyle:

It doesn't make sense to me at all.

Smack Water:

Now, niggas, you could go two, three, four, five months and not get hit.

Kyle:

On at all ever.

Smack Water:

You can go a whole day in there your whole life and not get hit on by a bitch because the society has Said that that's just not how shit operates.

Smack Water:

And men should pursue the woman and fake bullshit motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

The woman is the prize.

Smack Water:

No funky bitch, you were never the prize.

Smack Water:

The man is always the prize.

Smack Water:

And you but you bitch ass whole ass niggas go, the ain't the prize, nigga.

Smack Water:

They, they always had to pay a family to marry this bitch out to get this bitch out of my house.

Smack Water:

The father of the bride pay for the wedding.

Smack Water:

Man, I want this bitch out of my house.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna pay for the wedding if you the prize.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch don't wake up and don't be like, I want to get married.

Smack Water:

Bitches be like, nigga, you need to marry me.

Smack Water:

I'm giving you an ultimatum.

Smack Water:

When have you ever heard a nigga give a an ultimatum on getting married?

Kyle:

On ultimatum the show.

Kyle:

But nah, y'all feel.

Smack Water:

Yeah, niggas ain't.

Smack Water:

That's not what do right.

Smack Water:

Cause the man is always the fucking pride.

Smack Water:

The man is the provider.

Smack Water:

The man is the protection.

Smack Water:

The man is who the who the house was built on.

Smack Water:

So now the disconnect comes because women were soulless, strong, independent.

Smack Water:

You don't need that nigger ideal.

Smack Water:

And they went for it and they ran with it.

Smack Water:

And now even more bitches is so unrealistic today.

Smack Water:

So unrealistic.

Smack Water:

Man, I'm talking about want to demand shit that them state can't afford.

Smack Water:

They don't have a lot of them not even worthy of the that they say they want out of a.

Smack Water:

You ain't.

Smack Water:

You don't even deserve it.

Kyle:

Give me three things that a woman should have before she looks to get married.

Kyle:

And give me the opposite three things a man should look for before he goes out and tries to get woman.

Smack Water:

Should have before she looks to get married.

Smack Water:

That's a great fucking question.

Smack Water:

That's a great question.

Smack Water:

She should have maturity.

Smack Water:

She should have.

Smack Water:

Damn, that was a great fucking question.

Smack Water:

She should.

Smack Water:

She should.

Smack Water:

She should definitely have gained a level of maturity to where she can conversate and communicate effectively.

Smack Water:

She should have understanding.

Smack Water:

She should have a whole lot of understanding.

Smack Water:

And a lot of women are lacking understanding because of this false ideology and you know these fairy tales that they are fed and given so they got a fucked up belief and perspective of men, of relationships, of their place in a relationship.

Smack Water:

And probably the third thing she should have is a whole lot of sit your bitch ass down and shut your bitch ass up.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch.

Smack Water:

You need a whole bunch of that funky bitch.

Smack Water:

Know your place funky bitch.

Smack Water:

And bitches get Bad.

Smack Water:

When a nigga say, know your place, a nigger need to know his place too.

Kyle:

What is a nigga's place?

Smack Water:

In front, leading.

Kyle:

So if he's not leading, what should be the punishment?

Smack Water:

He's a punishment.

Kyle:

But what should be the punishment?

Smack Water:

What you mean he should be a punishment?

Kyle:

Like if a woman is with a nigga, that's a quote unquote bitch ass nigger, should she lose respect and leave him?

Smack Water:

Should she mold him, she more than likely gonna lose respect for him.

Smack Water:

She ain't gonna have respect for him in front of the jump.

Smack Water:

More than likely that's why she with him.

Smack Water:

They love women today, love bitch ass niggas because they could do what they want.

Smack Water:

They could run over that whole ass nigger, the nigga.

Smack Water:

You know, bitches love bitch ass niggas.

Smack Water:

That's why today they do.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

Back then, women wanted strong men, men with potential.

Smack Water:

I don't even think bitches today recognize what potential is in a man.

Smack Water:

Back then, women looked at for potential in a man.

Smack Water:

Like, I could build a family with this man.

Smack Water:

I could build a house with this man.

Smack Water:

Today they want a bitch ass nigger.

Smack Water:

That's why so many women befriend homosexuals.

Smack Water:

Back in the day, women and gay niggas stayed in they place.

Smack Water:

They didn't.

Smack Water:

Women didn't.

Smack Water:

They was like, bitch ass nigga, you better get your bitch ass away from here with that whole ass shit.

Smack Water:

Take that.

Smack Water:

Women cool with homosexuals.

Smack Water:

They would.

Kyle:

When you go on these 20, you've been on a lot of 20 V1s, like, what is the overall thing that you see in the women?

Kyle:

Like, what is the thing that you say, damn, y'all are missing something.

Kyle:

Or do you ever say to them like, damn, I see why y'all are single.

Smack Water:

The majority of them was missing a father in the household.

Kyle:

Well, I think men are too.

Smack Water:

Yeah, but I'm just saying, you asked what movies that I see, right?

Smack Water:

And they was, you know, men.

Smack Water:

The niggers is too.

Smack Water:

But the majority of them was missing a father in the household that never.

Smack Water:

They never seen their mother love properly.

Smack Water:

They never seen their mama submit to a man.

Smack Water:

So they don't know what the fuck that is to sit the down and shut the fuck up.

Smack Water:

They don't.

Smack Water:

They don't know what it is to put all these is.

Smack Water:

Think they first.

Smack Water:

No, you not first, funky bitch.

Smack Water:

The man is first.

Smack Water:

When a lioness go hunt, they bring that food back and the.

Smack Water:

And the lion eats first because you know what that lioness Understand, man, We need this digger at full strength because we don't know what the fuck gonna happen, right?

Smack Water:

And then a lioness eats because I need to be at full strength to protect my cubs.

Kyle:

So what do you say about the men that have that woman and still fuck it up?

Smack Water:

When you say fucking up, what you mean fucking up though?

Kyle:

They cheat on her, they mistreat her.

Kyle:

Okay, let's take cheating up table.

Kyle:

They mistreat her.

Smack Water:

Mistreat her how?

Kyle:

Physically abuse her, mentally abuse her.

Kyle:

Just do.

Kyle:

Well, just slime ball shit to her.

Kyle:

Like don't have her back, don't protect her.

Smack Water:

That is it.

Smack Water:

That didn't come from nowhere.

Smack Water:

That didn't come from nowhere.

Smack Water:

More than likely she's with that nigger because that nigger offers stability or the nigga got money or something because if he didn't have his money involved, that got money and he.

Smack Water:

And that's why, that's our women.

Smack Water:

They, they want a nigga who got some money because they want purses and shoes and all this here.

Smack Water:

They don't look for integrity.

Smack Water:

Women don't look to be loved and adored and cared for and treated properly and made out to be a queen.

Kyle:

But in all fairness, right, I watched this documentary.

Kyle:

Tommy G came to Dallas, right?

Kyle:

And it's some white dude named Tommy G, right?

Kyle:

He hit Harry Hines.

Kyle:

He hit Harry Hines, right?

Kyle:

And he actually talked to the prostitutes, right?

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

And the overall thing with almost every girl that was on that strip, they had been raped by a family member.

Kyle:

They had been raped young.

Kyle:

They had been taken advantage of.

Kyle:

Advantage of young.

Kyle:

And then they were, they were just literally in survival mode, almost to the point where you could do the littlest for them and it means the world to them.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

So what do you say about, like some of these women are just literally trying to survive, bro.

Smack Water:

Every woman is damaged.

Smack Water:

Every woman is damaged.

Smack Water:

And some more than others.

Smack Water:

But women carry baggage with them women.

Smack Water:

A woman can be married 20, 30 years, her and her husband really never had any big falling out or anything.

Smack Water:

They got a house, three cars, they've raised two and a half kids, got a dog.

Smack Water:

I'm talking about a real nice life.

Smack Water:

But still, this woman carries around the baggage of some nigga that cheated on her in high school.

Smack Water:

This is why a bitch ass nigga like Tyler Perry can make a movie just admonishing and blasting.

Smack Water:

Black men and women just fall out to it because they never let the pain go of some nigga they felt done them wrong or done them bad.

Smack Water:

They don't Know how to.

Smack Water:

I need closure.

Smack Water:

What nigga ever needed closure?

Smack Water:

Bitch?

Smack Water:

I need opener.

Smack Water:

I need a bitch to open her legs.

Smack Water:

I don't need clothes.

Smack Water:

Don't close.

Smack Water:

Fucking bitch.

Smack Water:

I need you to open your legs.

Smack Water:

Fucking bitch.

Smack Water:

Niggas don't.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

You know, so women, and that's just how women are designed.

Smack Water:

I'm not asking for a woman to change because that's just her DNA, that's her chemical makeup.

Smack Water:

Men and women are on polar opposites ends of the spectrum.

Smack Water:

Women, you want to know what a man is thinking or what you should do, or if you got a problem and you don't want to go to a man about it, but you won't to know how.

Smack Water:

Think of whatever you would do and think the complete opposite.

Smack Water:

And there you had an answer of what?

Smack Water:

And more than like 90, I would say 95 to 98% of the time.

Smack Water:

It'll be the right answer.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch.

Kyle:

Now you did say in a relationship, men are one, women are zero, and together we're 10.

Kyle:

Without men, it's just zero.

Smack Water:

But I'm funky, bitch.

Kyle:

Break that down.

Smack Water:

You know, I'm the one, man.

Smack Water:

I'm the catch, I'm, I'm the prize.

Smack Water:

I'm the one, you the zero.

Smack Water:

Together we perfect.

Smack Water:

We made for each other together.

Smack Water:

But without me, bitch, you ain't got nothing.

Smack Water:

You ain't what is.

Smack Water:

What are you gonna do with you out in the cold, you.

Smack Water:

If a don't make a house, build a house, bitch.

Smack Water:

Where you stand.

Smack Water:

If a don't, don't create this vehicle, bitch.

Smack Water:

How you getting now?

Smack Water:

I ain't never seen one on a work site building a skyscraper.

Smack Water:

If the was, she was down on the ground picking up the nails ain't went up in the air.

Smack Water:

And with that 75 pound jackhammer, all you tough ass or butch dyke hoes, you hoes get real feminine when it come to packing that couch downstairs, don't you?

Smack Water:

When it's time to move the fuck outta here, man.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

So you know, without a men, don't get me wrong, we need women as well.

Smack Water:

We need the fuck.

Kyle:

Hey, I gotta ask this, right?

Kyle:

So on the 20v1s, one thing I do notice is that even though you can be brutally honest, some say maybe rude, right?

Kyle:

The women are still drawn to that.

Kyle:

Why do you think that is?

Smack Water:

I think it's a little bit personal.

Smack Water:

I think maybe from female to female it may vary, but I think overall the brashness of it, the authenticity, the realness of it can be appreciated.

Smack Water:

You know the hardness of it.

Smack Water:

Because it's.

Smack Water:

It's coming.

Smack Water:

It's an alpha bell.

Smack Water:

It's a real man.

Smack Water:

It's a real nigger that's standing on it.

Smack Water:

And everything in their nature tells them to be attracted to that.

Smack Water:

That's what they nature say.

Smack Water:

I don't give a goddamn what kind of choice you made.

Smack Water:

I'm telling you what your nature say.

Smack Water:

Your nature say.

Smack Water:

This is what the fuck I made you for.

Smack Water:

And this is what is gonna stimulate your motherfucking juices.

Smack Water:

And this, this shit gonna send a tingle down your spine.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch, when I talk to you.

Kyle:

So why do so many men lie to women then?

Smack Water:

Because women love to hear what they wanna hear.

Smack Water:

So niggas dress it up.

Smack Water:

Cause the average nigger can't tell a bitch the truth and she appreciate it.

Smack Water:

It take a real special nigger to be able to tell a bitch you know, the hardcore truth.

Smack Water:

Do you know the Temptations got a song, Beauty Is Only Skin Deep.

Smack Water:

In this song, the Temptations is singing to these hoes.

Smack Water:

Tell you ugly, but you love me so much.

Smack Water:

I can't do nothing but respect that.

Smack Water:

But you ugly.

Smack Water:

You gotta be a special to sing to a.

Smack Water:

That she ugly, my and a love that.

Smack Water:

Go listen to the song.

Kyle:

What's the name of the song?

Smack Water:

Beauty is Only Skin Deep.

Smack Water:

Go listen to the song about temptations.

Smack Water:

That nigga say a cute face might be some guy's taste.

Smack Water:

But what I like about you is your loving embrace.

Smack Water:

Bitch, you not cute.

Smack Water:

You ugly in a motherfucker fucking bitch.

Smack Water:

But you a down ass bitch.

Smack Water:

And I recognize that and I can appreciate that.

Kyle:

But you know what?

Kyle:

We interviewed a pimp.

Kyle:

And you know what he said?

Kyle:

He said where men go wrong is they chase.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

A bitch that they want over a bitch that won't.

Smack Water:

Of course you gonna always win.

Smack Water:

And a bitch that really want you and choose, you gonna go through a whole lot.

Smack Water:

That bitch will put up with a lot, nigga, she will put up with a lot like a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

When a bitch really love you and really care for you.

Smack Water:

But a bitch who don't give a fuck about you.

Smack Water:

Cause like I say, when it comes down to a female, it really all boils down today to money.

Smack Water:

To fulfilling a need of them being able to do whatever the fuck.

Smack Water:

Cause it's not like back in the day where women needed protection.

Smack Water:

Cause see, I done the very first interview I ever done with Michael Delabue that went viral where I spoke, where he asked what was wrong with relationship.

Smack Water:

What happened And I told him access back in the day, motherfuckers did not have access.

Smack Water:

You Instagram is not good for a relationship.

Smack Water:

Especially if you don't own some fake ass monogamy shit that bullshit Instagram.

Smack Water:

Cause it's too many bad bitches.

Smack Water:

And you can have a bad bitch, but you always gonna see a bitch better than your bitch and you gonna want to fuck that hoe.

Smack Water:

And if you ain't a real enough nigger to tell a bitch, man, I'm gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

Man.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna.

Smack Water:

That's what the it is.

Smack Water:

And the athlete is the dump.

Smack Water:

Athletes entertain you the dumbest, stupidest ass I ever met in my life.

Smack Water:

How you got all this money and you gonna sit here and lie to this whole this needs you.

Smack Water:

You ain't got a lot of this hope.

Smack Water:

But you gonna tell this hoe got this whole thing.

Smack Water:

See a only call you a cause you lied.

Smack Water:

You told her this.

Smack Water:

But you done this ass.

Smack Water:

You said you wasn't fucking bitches.

Smack Water:

I tell a bitch I'm gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

And when a bitch see me fuck bitches, a bitch be mad for a little bit.

Smack Water:

But guess what she say?

Smack Water:

Man, you kept it real.

Smack Water:

You ain't.

Smack Water:

You told me you gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

You ain't lie about it.

Smack Water:

No.

Smack Water:

And I wouldn't sit here and tell you I'm gonna do some shit that I ain't gonna.

Smack Water:

I know I ain't gonna do.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna fuck bitches.

Kyle:

But what about polygamy?

Kyle:

There's people with two, three, four wives now.

Smack Water:

Like what you wanna do?

Kyle:

I'm saying would you do that though?

Smack Water:

I fuck bitches.

Kyle:

But what about having a woman that's with that like that do it together.

Kyle:

That not in your.

Smack Water:

I like threesomes.

Kyle:

That's what I'm saying.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

I ain't.

Smack Water:

You know if a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

If we together, you know cool.

Smack Water:

But you know if I find.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

I'm not no type of nigga that look for it.

Smack Water:

If I find it, it find me cool.

Smack Water:

But I'm still gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

Bitch.

Smack Water:

If a bitch.

Smack Water:

A bitch gonna know we gonna have a conversation about it my n A and I would.

Smack Water:

I would I love a that with other love it dang nothing.

Smack Water:

I'm telling you.

Smack Water:

If you have never two at one time go down to wherever the track at and buy you two bad buy you two shots of cupcake at I swear to God you gonna be you'll be able to slam a brick against your dick.

Smack Water:

Your gonna.

Smack Water:

It's different.

Smack Water:

The first time I had one, I was.

Smack Water:

I was done.

Smack Water:

I was done.

Smack Water:

I'm talking about.

Smack Water:

Ooh, my man.

Smack Water:

I had to take a shower with my back to the water for about a whole week.

Smack Water:

Cause I so long and so hard, I tow the skin on my dick.

Smack Water:

I was.

Smack Water:

Yeah, but.

Smack Water:

Yeah, but a man.

Smack Water:

Man wasn't meant to just one anyway, man.

Smack Water:

Science prove that when a bitch get pregnant, that pussy stop working.

Smack Water:

Fucking bitch.

Smack Water:

The purpose of your pussy is to produce children.

Smack Water:

When you get pregnant, that bitch stop this dick.

Smack Water:

I can get 100 bitches pregnant in one day.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch.

Kyle:

Hey, now, this one thing I wanted to ask you, right, this whole Lil Durk situation, right, we watched it play out to where we watched two rappers get into it.

Kyle:

One gets shot and killed, the other one gets to get back.

Kyle:

And now he's facing murder for higher charges.

Kyle:

When you see that right, Number one, let's talk about the case.

Kyle:

Do you think he even stands a chance?

Smack Water:

Man, that nigga had a wire on for two years.

Smack Water:

This man got a wire on for two years, man.

Smack Water:

These people was privy to a whole bunch of inside conversations.

Smack Water:

My nigga, they're going to use his own voice and his own words against him.

Smack Water:

Aside from the fact that he paid for the shit with a credit card in his name.

Smack Water:

He put book rooms in his name.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

I don't know if it's.

Smack Water:

If it's ignorance, if it's naivete, if it's, I done got so much money, I'm feeling untouchable.

Smack Water:

I don't know what the fuck it is.

Smack Water:

I don't know if it's.

Smack Water:

I don't know if he do drugs or not or whatever.

Smack Water:

I don't know.

Smack Water:

But the whole shit is.

Smack Water:

It's crazy.

Smack Water:

Back in the day, I don't know how old you is, but we used to have a saying.

Smack Water:

I think Big Daddy Kane came up with it.

Smack Water:

Is you on dope or dog food?

Smack Water:

These niggas on dog food like a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

Yeah, man, these niggas is crazy, man.

Smack Water:

These.

Smack Water:

I don't know what.

Smack Water:

I don't know what the fuck do niggas.

Smack Water:

What?

Smack Water:

Sometimes niggas and it.

Smack Water:

Me going at a loss for words is crazy.

Smack Water:

But when I think about all these young brothers and sisters, man, that's being misled and that's just buying into the bullshit.

Smack Water:

Like we are in such of a need for financial literacy, first and foremost, before I even get to the financial literacy.

Smack Water:

This gonna lead up to that we are in the need of self education first and foremost.

Kyle:

Big facts.

Smack Water:

We need to educate our motherfucking selves.

Smack Water:

The Jews would never allow the Germans to educate them and they youth.

Smack Water:

Now with that being said, we have Dr.

Smack Water:

Umar attempting to start a school.

Smack Water:

Somebody please help this nigga.

Smack Water:

Cause I don't think this nigga ever gonna get to school.

Smack Water:

Oh, I'm a whole ass nigga for that.

Kyle:

At least he tried though.

Smack Water:

Yeah, he tried.

Smack Water:

But this goes back to what I was saying about rich black people.

Smack Water:

They can't help because white folks would take that as an act of war.

Smack Water:

They didn't give you that money for you to free niggas, they gave you that money in order to control you.

Smack Water:

So we need self education.

Smack Water:

And part of that self education needs to be financial literacy.

Smack Water:

Because they've actually tricked niggas into believing that tricking off all your money, going into a club and throwing all the money that you sacrifice, that you jeopardize your freedom and your life behind is cool.

Smack Water:

You're jug for 50,000, go throw 30 of it and you right back on the street trying to jug some more, putting your life and freedom on the line while some funky bitch is laid up on her pussy just waiting on you to come back with the money to make her rich.

Smack Water:

See, I'm different, my nigga.

Smack Water:

I was, I was raised on too short, my nigga.

Smack Water:

I could damn near recite the word, the movie, the Mac.

Smack Water:

Word for word.

Smack Water:

If you haven't seen the Mac and Willie Dynamite, you really not even qualified to converse with me.

Smack Water:

Cause throwing your money to be seen is some crazy shit.

Smack Water:

And I know that they tried to like make it a tax deduction at one while.

Smack Water:

I don't even know.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

And here's a little piece of game.

Smack Water:

If that's what you want to do, my nigga, get your fucking, open your business account, get you a business credit card when you go to the club, cash out, get all your ones on the business account on that credit card.

Smack Water:

And at the end of the year you could write it off as a business expense.

Smack Water:

You took somebody to the club to show them a good time to close a business deal.

Smack Water:

But a lot of you niggas is getting this money.

Smack Water:

It's ill gotten gains.

Smack Water:

So you go into the penitentiary, you do that K Gap.

Smack Water:

So it's a catch 22, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Try to legitimize yourself as much as possible.

Kyle:

But no, that's some real game right there.

Smack Water:

Yeah, that's some real game, but it Comes with legitimacy.

Smack Water:

So you try to legitimize yourself as much as possible, because you can't.

Smack Water:

Nobody gonna stay in these streets.

Smack Water:

They hold.

Smack Water:

They got niggas that stay in these streets their whole life, but nobody ever stayed in them they whole life and won at the end.

Smack Water:

I don't know one nigga that's a career street, career criminal.

Smack Water:

And I don't know any nigga.

Smack Water:

Well, I know some.

Smack Water:

A couple niggas my age that made good moves and shit.

Smack Water:

But them niggas have removed they self once they was up.

Smack Water:

They removed theyself and they done something else.

Smack Water:

But I don't know no nigga who's still actively in the streets, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Because if you keep rolling the dice, eventually you gonna crap out.

Smack Water:

That's just.

Kyle:

That's just life.

Smack Water:

That's just the law of averages, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Nobody can hit sevens and elevens all.

Kyle:

Day long, every day.

Smack Water:

Fuck no.

Kyle:

That's real.

Smack Water:

Yeah, man.

Smack Water:

So you got to try to legitimize yourself because I don't.

Smack Water:

I'm one of y'all, man.

Smack Water:

I understand.

Smack Water:

I sympathize, I empathize.

Smack Water:

I know the story.

Smack Water:

I live the story.

Smack Water:

I've been around my story and stories even harder than mine.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

I've been to the penitentiary, double life.

Smack Water:

Shout out to Roy if he's still alive.

Smack Water:

Been locked up since 67, killer.

Smack Water:

You know, I've been around them and they love me to death and embrace me.

Smack Water:

And they know I'm a real nigga.

Smack Water:

Some of my all, as crazy as this may sound.

Smack Water:

But a lot of motherfuckers don't understand the penitentiary can save your life.

Smack Water:

And I believe it saved my life a couple times.

Smack Water:

Cause I was out there wilin'out there doing the most.

Smack Water:

And some of my proudest moments have been penitentiary moments.

Smack Water:

I wrote this book in a penitentiary.

Kyle:

Let's talk about that book.

Kyle:

I was actually about to segue to that book.

Kyle:

What is the name of that book?

Smack Water:

Where can people go get that Hip Hop Top five?

Smack Water:

It's on Amazon prime.

Smack Water:

Or you can hit me up and order a copy.

Smack Water:

I wrote it with my little bro, Caleb Israel to God.

Smack Water:

We met in the penitentiary in:

Smack Water:

And he was a hip hop head.

Smack Water:

I was a hip hop head.

Smack Water:

And the friendship grew from now.

Smack Water:

And he liked my little brother.

Smack Water:

But the name of the book is Hip Hop Top five.

Smack Water:

And it discusses a lot of.

Smack Water:

It has narrations in it, it has questions, it has rank These from one to five, but everything is in the basis of five.

Smack Water:

Or your top five verses, your top five mcs.

Smack Water:

That'll eat you up on your own song, you know, different shit.

Smack Water:

Or we might take five songs and tell you to rank them one through five.

Smack Water:

Or take five producers and tell you to rank them one through five or different shit.

Smack Water:

But yeah, that we.

Smack Water:

That book, that's a extremely proud moment of mine.

Smack Water:

Because with that writing, that book actually made me feel like there's nothing that I can't do or can't achieve.

Kyle:

So how were you able to.

Kyle:

Who put the COVID and all that together?

Kyle:

Y'all thought of that too.

Smack Water:

I went on, fiverr.

Kyle:

Oh, okay, okay.

Smack Water:

And I found a cat.

Smack Water:

His name was genius.

Smack Water:

With 2s.

Smack Water:

I think it's with 2s.

Smack Water:

It's been so long ago.

Smack Water:

And I told him what I was looking for in the COVID He killed that.

Smack Water:

And he.

Smack Water:

On the first one.

Smack Water:

He nailed it on the first one.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Because that fiber, boy, that should be hit or miss.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

But I looked at his work.

Smack Water:

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Smack Water:

And his work was very, very astounding.

Smack Water:

And I told him what I was looking for.

Smack Water:

And, you know, we didn't have to converse.

Smack Water:

And I didn't.

Smack Water:

He got it right on the first go round.

Kyle:

That's live right there.

Smack Water:

He got it right on the first.

Smack Water:

He nailed it.

Smack Water:

I was like, yeah, yeah.

Smack Water:

And that was a proud moment.

Smack Water:

Another proud moment I had is they was getting ready to have a sit down.

Smack Water:

Crips, Bloods and.

Smack Water:

Cause I'm a very self aware individual, right?

Smack Water:

And so self aware that sometimes I'm oblivious that I get wrapped in a bubble and I don't really care about that's happening around me sometimes because I get so focused and thinking and meditating and shit.

Smack Water:

And they.

Smack Water:

The speakers came and asked me to sit down and I was like, my nigga, I ain't.

Smack Water:

I ain't in no gang.

Smack Water:

And I.

Smack Water:

They was like, no, smack man, we want you to be a part of this.

Smack Water:

And I'm like, why y'all want me to be a part of it?

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying, Man, leave me out there.

Smack Water:

I'm trying to go home, fam.

Smack Water:

I don't want to.

Smack Water:

But they was really about to jump some shit off.

Smack Water:

And they.

Smack Water:

And what them niggas told me, I was like, damn.

Smack Water:

They say, smack, man, we want you to sit down because you fair, you impartial, and you honorable.

Smack Water:

I was like, damn.

Smack Water:

They were like, yeah, man.

Smack Water:

Because we know that whatever the fuck it is you gonna tell us the truth and you ain't gonna pull no punches.

Smack Water:

And it's gonna be understandable.

Smack Water:

It's gonna make all the sense in the world.

Smack Water:

Because I ain't.

Smack Water:

I operate on common sense, logic and truth.

Smack Water:

And I'm the more and more I wake up, I'm starting to operate more on hard truths.

Smack Water:

Because a lot of motherfuckers say this is truth or this is fact.

Smack Water:

But is it really truth?

Smack Water:

Like God?

Smack Water:

Like I believe it's something.

Smack Water:

I don't know what it is.

Smack Water:

A nigger can't tell me what it is.

Smack Water:

Cause you ain't never been there.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

Ain't no.

Smack Water:

Ain't none of us been there.

Smack Water:

A motherfucker can't tell you what they see every goddamn day.

Smack Water:

But you could tell me about some shit you ain't never seen.

Smack Water:

Some shit you ain't never experienced.

Smack Water:

My nigga.

Smack Water:

And then you got motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

I remember I was locked up with this nigga and he used to.

Smack Water:

My God wouldn't do that.

Smack Water:

What the fuck does that even mean, my nigga?

Smack Water:

Do you know how many different versions of God it is?

Smack Water:

My nigga, man, either God is a pervert and a hypocrite or man don't know what the fuck he talking about.

Smack Water:

Because why the fuck would God tell this nigger it's okay to do it, but tell this nigga it ain't okay to do it.

Smack Water:

God said thou shalt not kill.

Smack Water:

But nigga gone on over there and kill all them motherfuckers over there.

Smack Water:

What the fuck is we talking about?

Smack Water:

And for you to believe in this, this entity that controls all and this entity that.

Smack Water:

That determines all motherfuckers be like, God is all powerful, man got free will.

Smack Water:

Do is God all powerful or do man got free will?

Smack Water:

Because if God is all powerful, everything is already ordained.

Kyle:

It's already scripted.

Smack Water:

Yep.

Kyle:

But if we have free will, then.

Smack Water:

It ain't but like to pick and choose right when it.

Smack Water:

It ain't nothing but the devil.

Smack Water:

How you know it ain't God ass?

Smack Water:

It ain't.

Smack Water:

Anytime something bad happen, it's the devil.

Smack Water:

How you know God don't feel like you deserve that bitch ass nigga?

Smack Water:

You ho ass niggas kill me, man.

Smack Water:

These man.

Smack Water:

You can't tell me shit about God, man.

Smack Water:

I don't.

Smack Water:

I don't know.

Smack Water:

I'm not sitting here saying I know, I know I don't know.

Smack Water:

But I know you don't know either.

Smack Water:

Bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

And that Goes for any nigga speaking about it.

Smack Water:

I don't give a goddamn who it is.

Smack Water:

Miss me with the man.

Smack Water:

Just because you believe in some and it was passed down to your go and tell this here you got to talk to this ass that with kids in order for me to forgive you.

Smack Water:

And then he tell you ass that you need to give all your money to this old ass in order to make it into heaven and to be looked at as holy and righteous.

Smack Water:

And then God tell this ass to strap a bomb on you and go blow up all this whole ass.

Smack Water:

And when you do, Imma give you a whole bunch of after you done and died the out of here, man.

Smack Water:

What's wrong with man if you just really think and that's the problem.

Smack Water:

Don't want to think because fear what they might discover.

Smack Water:

It's way easier to be a lazy thinker and just go along with what a motherfucker say and what everybody does and says as a whole.

Smack Water:

It's way easier.

Kyle:

Speaking of that, it seems like we've gotten to the world where we're picking and choosing what we want to accept and what we don't want to accept.

Kyle:

Yeah, that's.

Kyle:

I'll give you an example.

Kyle:

Right.

Kyle:

I don't know if this is true or not, but they saying Lil Meech told to come home, right?

Kyle:

Like that was a thing somebody from Kansas City or something is saying.

Smack Water:

I'm glad you spoke on that because my interview with Green Room TV, that clip is going crazy on YouTube right now.

Smack Water:

And as niggas is in the comments, he told me that the comments is going crazy and muffled.

Smack Water:

So let me clarify for.

Kyle:

But I'm saying even before you said it, I'm saying there were people saying somebody from Kansas City was mentioning that they had some, you know.

Kyle:

But go ahead, I'll let you clarify.

Smack Water:

So I know the word of the day is clout chasing.

Smack Water:

And I don't have to chase no clout because I always been a star.

Smack Water:

Before I was born, when my mama announced she was pregnant with me, I was a star because my pops was a star in the streets.

Smack Water:

And like I say, every woman in my house was a bad bitch.

Smack Water:

Every nigger wanted to put dick on my tea lady.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

So when I was conceived and they spread the women when she found out she was pregnant, I was a star then.

Smack Water:

Motherfuckers couldn't wait on me.

Smack Water:

So I don't know what it is not to be showered with love and affection.

Smack Water:

So when I was disheartened by the shit with Meech and Southwest Tea more than anything.

Smack Water:

Because what motherfucker gotta understand is I was an uber fan of their story, what they accomplished and what I thought they stood for.

Smack Water:

But I got on the phone with my brother Horatio the other night.

Smack Water:

I guess that was maybe close to a week and a half ago.

Smack Water:

Cause he seen the clip, the green room TV clip, and he called me and he was like, bro, he was like, my nigga, you forgot.

Smack Water:

And I honestly did forget.

Smack Water:

This conversation me and him had.

Smack Water:

He say, bro, you don't remember when I told you that nigga snitched?

Smack Water:

And me and you got into it about that, my nigga.

Smack Water:

And I was like, what?

Smack Water:

And he was like, my nigga, we had a whole conversation and you got pissed the fuck off and to the point where you really wanted to get off the phone, my nigga.

Smack Water:

And I say, damn, man, you right about that, my nigga.

Smack Water:

And I owe you an apology.

Smack Water:

And I apologize.

Smack Water:

But he was like, we had that whole conversation and I was telling you about that shit and you didn't want to hear it.

Smack Water:

That's how much of a fan I was of that story.

Smack Water:

And until I seen that shit with Blue da Vinci and I researched it and then I went and talked.

Smack Water:

Let me tell you a, you need to interview a.

Smack Water:

He just came home, he done 33 in the feds.

Smack Water:

His name is Whitey.

Smack Water:

Cause it's a lot of that saying he ain't been to the Fed.

Smack Water:

Nigga, I told you in a clip.

Smack Water:

I talked to three vets.

Smack Water:

My one been to the feds twice.

Smack Water:

One been for 20 years, one been for 25.

Smack Water:

All of them walked their time down.

Smack Water:

And then after I posted the post, I forgot how many partners I had that been in the Fed.

Smack Water:

My phone went to ringing off the hook.

Smack Water:

Every last nigga from the feds say that this shit is true.

Smack Water:

Say that everybody in the feds know it to be true.

Smack Water:

One nigga, not just one.

Smack Water:

That was.

Smack Water:

Who was it?

Smack Water:

Two motherfuckers.

Smack Water:

I can't remember who it was, but they said one nigga stumped southwest.

Smack Water:

Head Southwest T, head into the ground.

Smack Water:

Because they say Southwest T was poking down on like two niggas.

Smack Water:

That's how he came home earlier before me.

Smack Water:

This ain't nothing.

Smack Water:

Nobody searching for no clout or trying to defame them.

Smack Water:

Man, I went to some stand up niggas, but it's a nigger just came home.

Smack Water:

La OG they say, really the story of snowfall is as much history as it is freeway.

Smack Water:

Ricky Ross, the Nigga name is Whitey.

Smack Water:

My partner from la, he called me when he seen the Green room TV clip and he was like, smack.

Smack Water:

I just got in my car and it's the first thing I seen.

Smack Water:

He say, man, I called you.

Smack Water:

He say, this is fucking crazy.

Smack Water:

I'm like, what's up, bro?

Smack Water:

My nigga.

Smack Water:

St.

Smack Water:

Nick LA or Inglewood Piru, nigger.

Smack Water:

He say, man, I just sat down with a O and he filled me in.

Smack Water:

This nigga named Whitey, he filled me in on the nigga.

Smack Water:

He caught a life case back in the gap.

Smack Water:

Done 33 years, got in the law library and gave that shit back.

Smack Water:

And he said that he called him to his house and set his paperwork down and set Big Me paperwork down right next to it.

Smack Water:

And say he told him, you see what that case say?

Smack Water:

And he say, yeah, he say, you see what that case say?

Smack Water:

He say, yeah, he say, what it say?

Smack Water:

Say the same thing.

Smack Water:

He say, you see what my time say?

Smack Water:

He say, yeah, he say, you see what his time say?

Smack Water:

He say, yeah, what my time say?

Smack Water:

Life, what his time say?

Smack Water:

30 years.

Smack Water:

He say he snitched.

Smack Water:

The nigga name is Whitey.

Smack Water:

I got.

Smack Water:

I got all links.

Smack Water:

I could send you the links to interviews he's already done.

Smack Water:

And that's who you.

Smack Water:

So all these motherfuckers who, if they just want to hear from a nigga who.

Smack Water:

And he just came home from fair, he just walked 33 years down that he gave back.

Kyle:

Now, let me to be fair, right?

Kyle:

Because one of the things that the snitch label, right?

Kyle:

Like you say, when you don't know, you say you don't know.

Kyle:

Yeah, but in this scenario, you're saying that there is no other way out of this situation with the Feds.

Smack Water:

Every federal nigger I talk to, and the feds only make do deals if you give something up, man, the feds got a stiff stipulation and guideline that they follow, fam, they don't negotiate, the feds don't negotiate.

Smack Water:

It's only one way to negotiate with the Feds.

Smack Water:

The feds is not like the states where you tell your lawyer, go get.

Smack Water:

Nah, I can't do that, my nigga.

Smack Water:

Fuck them people out they mind.

Smack Water:

I ain't doing no 25.

Smack Water:

And a lawyer come back say they knocked it down to 10.

Smack Water:

That's not what the feds do.

Smack Water:

The feds.

Smack Water:

This is when the feds come, they got you.

Smack Water:

They ain't got to negotiate.

Smack Water:

And even, nigga, they got a 99.9 conviction rate on conspiracy they don't even have to have fucking evidence.

Smack Water:

They could just say you conspired to do some shit and lock you up.

Smack Water:

Man, these people play different, man.

Smack Water:

These paperwork.

Smack Water:

Paperwork, man.

Smack Water:

Rule 35 My go look it up.

Smack Water:

It's on paper.

Smack Water:

It's a go look it up instead of running your dick, suckers.

Kyle:

So my question again, my original question was it seems like for whatever reason, we play favorites now.

Kyle:

Like, let's just say that he is a snitch, right?

Kyle:

They got people saying that they have the paperwork, all that.

Kyle:

Does it even matter now?

Smack Water:

Nah, it don't fucking matter, man.

Smack Water:

Chig, if it mattered, Woody wouldn't be getting celebrated and getting a bag like a motherfucker, man.

Smack Water:

It's so many motherfucking snitches right there in Houston that's successful is with him.

Smack Water:

That man, you stay away from me, man.

Smack Water:

Let me make it, man.

Smack Water:

Right there from my block.

Smack Water:

Broke my heart, man, when.

Smack Water:

When a ran you niggas name down, man.

Smack Water:

Black and white and you man, leave me alone.

Smack Water:

My.

Smack Water:

And I don't even around, but I don't that.

Smack Water:

That type of energy.

Smack Water:

And I senior DeHaven interview and he was talking about, man, we ain't in the streets and now he trying to save kids.

Smack Water:

Hey, man, to each his own.

Smack Water:

But man, keep your telling ass over there, my nigga.

Smack Water:

Because you have the potential to be a motherfucker that don't have integrity.

Smack Water:

So at any moment, just because we trying to do this here and save kid lives, don't mean that you won't do some non integral shit because you have the capabilities of doing it.

Smack Water:

You have the capabilities of being a.

Smack Water:

A sucker nigger.

Smack Water:

Keep that over there.

Smack Water:

Man.

Smack Water:

I took cases twice for man.

Smack Water:

I.

Smack Water:

And it's not bragging or nothing, but if I'm doing something my.

Smack Water:

And that is what it is.

Smack Water:

That's what it is my.

Smack Water:

I'ma stand on it.

Smack Water:

Man.

Smack Water:

I.

Smack Water:

I fucked up.

Smack Water:

I got caught, my nigga.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna eat that life, whatever the fuck it is, man.

Smack Water:

Hey, man, I.

Smack Water:

It hurt, but I got to eat that, man.

Smack Water:

Cause I beforehand I knew what these motherfucking consequences was.

Smack Water:

I knew what I was facing.

Smack Water:

This shit ain't come up out of nowhere.

Smack Water:

They didn't make this rule up.

Smack Water:

Well, they made the US government have made rules up on the spot for certain.

Smack Water:

Like Al Capone.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

But this shit.

Kyle:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Yeah, they did.

Smack Water:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

Yeah, they made tax evasion on the spot for that nigga.

Kyle:

Yeah, they took the nigga out the game with that bullshit.

Smack Water:

Yeah, you gonna pay Shake down bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

Yeah, but you know, a nigga know what he be facing, my nigga.

Smack Water:

You was bouncing up in the streets, boss up on that, my nigga.

Kyle:

Okay, I gotta ask you this, right?

Kyle:

Since we on the subject is working with the cops.

Kyle:

You know, like you watch these movies, right?

Kyle:

And they'll have the cops on payroll.

Smack Water:

And that's snitching, man.

Smack Water:

That's snitching.

Smack Water:

If you send them, you got cops on the payroll, you send them to bust another nigga, you snitching.

Smack Water:

If you working with the cops like that there you telling my nigga.

Smack Water:

And it's crazy because cops love the fuck out of me.

Smack Water:

If you would have told an 18 year old me nigger that cops would be asking you to take a picture with you nigger, I'll be get the fuck out of my face.

Smack Water:

That shit don't make no sense.

Smack Water:

But I ain't.

Smack Water:

But at the same time, they know.

Smack Water:

Not even though I ain't got no information to offer you.

Smack Water:

But they still know that we ain't gonna cross that line with smack.

Smack Water:

Like in no kind of way.

Smack Water:

And a lot of cops is some real niggas.

Smack Water:

Not every cop is a bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

I was in the county nigga.

Smack Water:

We used to have a.

Smack Water:

This nigga was sleep and it was count time.

Smack Water:

And you know, try to wake the up nigga don't want to get up.

Smack Water:

So the law man coming in, tap on the nigga bunk telling to get up.

Smack Water:

And the nigga roll over and got a whole attitude.

Smack Water:

Go all the way off and tell the law man, bitch ass nigga, if you ain't had that uniform on, I'll beat your ass.

Smack Water:

So the went back and finished count, the lawman finished count.

Smack Water:

And we.

Smack Water:

I'm sitting in front of the tv watching tv and I see him at my corner of my eye, but I'm really not.

Smack Water:

So the taking his motherfucking shirt off and he.

Smack Water:

The nigga didn't go back to bed.

Smack Water:

The sitting at the table, he tap on the window, boom, boom, boom.

Smack Water:

He got on a muscle shirt, he tap on the window and tell that nigga come outside.

Smack Water:

Yeah, man, like a G whoop.

Smack Water:

That bitch ass nigga up and down the sally port.

Smack Water:

That nigga tried to press the button on the law man.

Smack Water:

Yeah, man, but every law man ain't a whole ass nigga.

Smack Water:

Now one question I do ask laws.

Smack Water:

And I asked about this was still summer, it was about August.

Smack Water:

Cause like I said, I with them, but I Hold they feet to the fire, too.

Smack Water:

You probably didn't see the clip.

Smack Water:

When George Floyd got killed and I was getting on them law's ass out there at Emancipation park, shit went super viral.

Smack Water:

Shout out to Carlos Miller, he shed it on.

Smack Water:

He's like this.

Smack Water:

Smack a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

Yeah, checking they bitch ass.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

But I asked black law, because black people, we got a real disease of being everything before we are black.

Smack Water:

And I asked the cops, are you a black cop or are you a cop that's black?

Smack Water:

If niggas start revolting and fighting for liberty and their freedom from this system, what would you do?

Smack Water:

If they tell you that you gotta go out there and arrest niggas, Stop niggas, even maybe kill your own people for trying to establish their freedom.

Smack Water:

You the niggas in the military, what the fuck would y'all do?

Smack Water:

Would y'all jump?

Smack Water:

Because they gonna be looking to really, if not eliminate y'all, they gonna be looking to lock y'all up.

Smack Water:

Because y'all got the skills to teach the rest of the motherfuckers how to move in a military type fashion, in a militant way.

Smack Water:

And they damn sure don't want the knowledge that they provided y'all with to get back to the people.

Smack Water:

Because it kind of.

Smack Water:

I ain't gonna say it evens the playing field, but nah, niggas is all the way out there.

Smack Water:

These people got drones, my nigga.

Smack Water:

These people got robots to shoot the shit out of you with, man.

Smack Water:

These people, they so far fucking head, man.

Smack Water:

These people here ain't even worried about casualties.

Smack Water:

And even if they do, some white folks die that live near you.

Smack Water:

Fuck it, man.

Smack Water:

I truly believe these white folks will blow this motherfucker up before they give up control of this motherfucker.

Smack Water:

Cause let's not be fooled.

Smack Water:

It's a white man's world.

Smack Water:

And speaking of that, man, this nigga Trump talking about, he gonna deport all the essays.

Smack Water:

The audacity of the white man, man.

Kyle:

That's crazy.

Smack Water:

The white man is a visitor damn near everywhere.

Smack Water:

He's either been welcomed in or he invaded.

Smack Water:

And if he was welcome in, he turned around and done some fuck shit to the original inhabitants of that land, only to turn around and try to tell another motherfucker where they can go and who they.

Smack Water:

Where they can come and all.

Smack Water:

The white man is a crazy nigger, man.

Kyle:

I'm saying, I don't even know how they let this.

Kyle:

How they let him get this off twice.

Smack Water:

Cause that funky bitch, that funky bitch, man.

Smack Water:

And it really don't matter.

Smack Water:

Cause they put who they.

Smack Water:

It don't matter.

Kyle:

I know.

Kyle:

So what I'm asking you is we all know the game is rigged.

Kyle:

I'm saying they rigged the game for him to go back in when he got 30 some felonies or some crazy shit.

Kyle:

He stole secrets from the government, he.

Smack Water:

Talked about grabbing felons.

Smack Water:

Should be erased from all applications and that shit shouldn't even matter for no job or no housing, no nothing.

Smack Water:

Right?

Smack Water:

Is that what we doing now?

Kyle:

I think that should be fair.

Smack Water:

Is that what we doing now?

Smack Water:

No, that's not what the fuck we doing.

Smack Water:

I know what you see the hypocrisy, man.

Kyle:

Yeah, Back to.

Kyle:

It's a full circle mocha.

Kyle:

Yeah, full circle.

Smack Water:

The hypocrisy of society, my nigga.

Smack Water:

This shit is crazy and it's never ending, man.

Smack Water:

It's fucking never ending, man.

Smack Water:

And you know Donald Trump, See Donald Trump's.

Smack Water:

I don't think he's a full blown racist.

Kyle:

I just think he be high sided.

Smack Water:

He know how to speak with racial undertones and he know how to motivate all of these different factions.

Smack Water:

And he, you know, he's not a full blown racist, but he know running on the platform Make America Great Again is a racist platform.

Smack Water:

That was Ronald Reagan's platform, that Ronald rac.

Smack Water:

So he know it's gonna motivate racists.

Kyle:

It's like easy to manipulate people.

Kyle:

It's crazy.

Smack Water:

Yeah, he know that shit.

Smack Water:

Cause what you gotta realize is Donald Trump, he can't be full blown racist because he done got so much money with niggas.

Smack Water:

He know how useful niggas is.

Smack Water:

What you gotta realize is at the end of the day, Donald Trump is a New Yorker.

Smack Water:

He's an old New Yorker.

Smack Water:

He come from the era of New York where it was known for cunning pickpocketing, mugging.

Smack Water:

And this is his mentality.

Smack Water:

Look at him, analyze him.

Smack Water:

If this ain't.

Smack Water:

If he ain't a con man, right?

Smack Water:

If he ain't pick, pick.

Smack Water:

He pick an America pocket right in front of everybody face, he mugging the shit out of my band.

Smack Water:

That man sit up there and talk crazy about everybody, man.

Smack Water:

He a motherfucker, he's entertaining as fuck.

Smack Water:

But we got a real live motherfucking.

Smack Water:

He was a bit.

Smack Water:

He's.

Smack Water:

I don't know how long it's been since he's a political outsider.

Smack Water:

That's what they hate more than anything.

Smack Water:

Because the majority of motherfuckers came up through the political landscape or activists, board of education or city Council, mayor, governor, senator, they was in some kind of political arena.

Smack Water:

So he don't play politics.

Smack Water:

He just a monkey nigger.

Smack Water:

And that's, that's why the people, especially up there, they don't like him because he don't adhere to those rules and those statutes that they didn't put in place to how we gonna play the game.

Kyle:

And he getting some sick shit off too, bro.

Smack Water:

Yeah, he don't even give a damn.

Kyle:

He getting it off though.

Kyle:

He get it off.

Kyle:

Cake ass nigga shirt.

Kyle:

Man, where can niggas get.

Kyle:

Where can niggas get these?

Smack Water:

Man, you done got me all hot, man.

Smack Water:

I gotta get more comfortable.

Smack Water:

My nigga, we getting real.

Smack Water:

Oh shit, hold up.

Kyle:

Yeah, nigga gonna take the shirt off while I'm trying to promote it though.

Kyle:

That's wild, man.

Smack Water:

Them see that all the time.

Smack Water:

Got me up here, man, we going off.

Smack Water:

I got hot and shit.

Smack Water:

Yeah, well, the cake ass nigga shirts, I got all kind of shirts.

Smack Water:

I got snitches need to register just like sex offenders, funky bitch shirts.

Smack Water:

I got shirts that just got my face on it for those who don't want the words on it.

Smack Water:

What else I got?

Smack Water:

I got next stop this dick shirt.

Smack Water:

I got a bunch of different merch.

Smack Water:

You could hit me up and you order it and I make it when you order it.

Smack Water:

So if you want any merch, you can just get at me like a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

But I want to, before we go any further and I forget about it, man, I want to give a shout out.

Smack Water:

Oh, before that, and I forgot to tell you cause we got sidetracked.

Smack Water:

You asked me something.

Smack Water:

I wanna also go back to the debt of gratitude that I owe Dallas.

Smack Water:

Because when I got out the penitentiary the first time, and like I said earlier, I pride myself in not being a small minded individual.

Smack Water:

I've never been one to try to be divisive amongst my own people.

Smack Water:

Especially with like where you stay and all that shit there.

Smack Water:

That's not some shit I bought into, but the penitentiary made me buy into it.

Smack Water:

Especially because of them whole ass cowboys.

Smack Water:

And I know Dallas and they out of it.

Smack Water:

Them ho ass cowboys nigga with that bitch ass Confederate gray and blue, the same colors that the co's the boss men wear.

Smack Water:

Have you ever asked yourself why the COs in the jailhouse in the penitentiary wear the same colors as the Dallas Cowboys?

Smack Water:

Fam, I never even knew that was gray and blue.

Smack Water:

But anyway, so when I first got out, me and my kin folk, Deon Captain D, and he became my partner Savion Sadon from CPK country, part of Kingston.

Smack Water:

Dolph Cackalacky.

Smack Water:

We came down here cause Savion was rapping.

Smack Water:

And when we first got here and I was fresh out and I still had mayhem and malice on my mind.

Smack Water:

And I had that penitentiary mentality because Houston and Dallas especially football season it just.

Smack Water:

And then at that time Houston didn't even have a team.

Smack Water:

So the animosity was real high.

Smack Water:

And when I got out I had that penitentiary energy.

Smack Water:

But diggers, it was an after hours cause we got here about 3, 4 in the morning and as soon as we hopped out the car they knew we was from Houston and they went to showing us love and I was like the fuck?

Smack Water:

And it let me know.

Smack Water:

I was like, damn man, I'm fucked up man.

Smack Water:

I didn't allow this penitentiary to make me a small minded nigger and to buy into this bullshit division because they from Dallas and I'm from Houston.

Smack Water:

Even though it was centered around them whole ass Cowboys.

Smack Water:

But.

Smack Water:

And right then and there I say man, I could never allow myself to buy and I never intended on going back to the penitentiary, but I did.

Smack Water:

But I never went with that energy ever again or with that.

Smack Water:

When I did have a fight, it wasn't over no small minded type shit.

Smack Water:

It was because other niggas had done some small minded shit and I called that shit out.

Smack Water:

Now I also want to give a shout out to my city, man.

Smack Water:

Houston, Houston is like the new Harlem.

Smack Water:

We're going through a Houston renaissance.

Smack Water:

It's a surge of black excellence going on.

Kyle:

Crazy bro, Going crazy out there.

Smack Water:

Yeah, people are just coming to realize what we always known.

Smack Water:

Houston has always been, had a party atmosphere but now it's the number one black destination spot because we party, we have a good time.

Smack Water:

Never leave Houston on a Sunday.

Smack Water:

And Houston is going through like a renaissance.

Smack Water:

And it's secretly being spearheaded by Steve Rogers.

Smack Water:

out to Steve Rogers, owner of:

Smack Water:

Off the record, he just opened up a new restaurant called A Warwick over there on Westheimer.

Smack Water:

He been doing it for a long time and he secretly the brains behind the Turkey Leg Hut which is now closed and has been bought by some new people.

Smack Water:

But they, the paperwork I guess haven't been finalized and I guess they still trying to decide which direction they're going to go.

Smack Water:

And it's hurtful because you know, I hate to see that Turkey Leg Hut has such a disgraceful fall from grace.

Kyle:

Yeah man, and that was one of the spots, man.

Kyle:

You go there lying around the corner Black people all over the place.

Kyle:

It was just good energy in there, bro.

Kyle:

Food was amazing to me.

Kyle:

I don't know, you know.

Smack Water:

Oh, fucking multi million dollar bag.

Kyle:

Yeah, man.

Kyle:

A black man.

Kyle:

The black woman looked like a power couple.

Kyle:

Just a great story.

Kyle:

And then it's just like.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

And a whole bunch of bullshit got in the mix because.

Kyle:

Because of sex, discipline.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

You know, sometimes motherfuckers ain't ready for a blessing.

Smack Water:

Sometimes motherfuckers receive blessings and lose them just so another motherfucker can know what to do when they receive a blessing, you know, it's hard, man, because I fucked with Lynn and I respected his wife, you know.

Smack Water:

Cause she was a beautiful sister.

Smack Water:

And she used to sit up there at her spot.

Smack Water:

They got everybody if you been, you know, and if you seen them now, they had their section.

Smack Water:

And she always sat up there real queenly.

Smack Water:

And you could see the admiration.

Smack Water:

And, you know, I heard the stories of the turmoil of their relationship.

Smack Water:

You know, they say what they say.

Smack Water:

I never witnessed it, but if it is true, she still tried to provide a real queenly aesthetic about herself.

Smack Water:

And you could see the other women in the restaurant looking at her with admiration, you know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

And aspiration.

Smack Water:

Because, you know, they made it look real good, man.

Smack Water:

I can't lie, man.

Smack Water:

That shit looked at.

Smack Water:

That shit looked real regal and real royal.

Smack Water:

You know what I'm saying?

Kyle:

So as black men, are we throwing away our legacy just to chase it?

Kyle:

I get it how you say men ain't here to be with one woman.

Kyle:

But what about the legacy of a man?

Kyle:

Like, do we just throw all that away to chase women?

Kyle:

Like, that seems kind of.

Smack Water:

Yeah, that's moot.

Smack Water:

And that's trivial if you.

Smack Water:

Communication is key.

Smack Water:

Communication can solve a whole lot.

Smack Water:

Communication and giving people an option.

Smack Water:

A lot of times women feel like a nigga took the option away from them to decide.

Smack Water:

Like, okay, you tell her, hey, man, I'm a fuck with bitches.

Smack Water:

You can rock with her or you can't.

Smack Water:

The average bitch, if she like you enough, she gonna rock with it.

Smack Water:

Because women had this inherent quality to think that they pussy can change a.

Smack Water:

Or they so special that after this nigga get a taste of this no funky bitch, I'm still gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna fuck bitches.

Smack Water:

That's just how it is.

Kyle:

Yeah, but I think when you do it on a level of disrespect that they say he did, yeah, he fucked the worker on a bank run an arrest.

Kyle:

That's what Again, I'm just going off rumors.

Kyle:

I don't know if that's real or not.

Smack Water:

The word man, I don't.

Kyle:

I'm saying.

Kyle:

But at that point, that is a level of disrespect.

Smack Water:

That is, that is.

Smack Water:

When I heard it, I really didn't.

Smack Water:

It was kind of like the big meats thing.

Smack Water:

I really didn't want to believe that shit.

Kyle:

Right, right.

Kyle:

Like, how horny can the nigga be?

Kyle:

Like, come on, bro.

Smack Water:

And I like to fuck bitches, I like fucking outside and I like doing all type of shit, you know what I'm saying?

Kyle:

But now that your wife used restaurant.

Smack Water:

Nigga, let me tell you something, that's nuts.

Smack Water:

When me and my baby mama moved together after I got out the pen, I got out of jail cause I just done county time when a loud man planted dope on me.

Smack Water:

I missed my daughters birth.

Smack Water:

I got out, we got an apartment together.

Smack Water:

And it was a bitch that I had been trying to fuck.

Smack Water:

Oh man, I want to fuck this bitch so goddamn bad, nigga.

Smack Water:

But this bitch would never give me no pussy.

Smack Water:

So one day, my baby mama at work, I got my daughter.

Smack Water:

I just got out, got home from work, I get a knock at the door.

Smack Water:

It's this bitch.

Smack Water:

Banished bitch up got on short so goddamn tight it looked like she got Homer Simpson lips between her legs.

Smack Water:

Nigga, this bitch pussy was fat than a motherfucker.

Smack Water:

But I always do that.

Smack Water:

But this bitch, and she like smack.

Smack Water:

Can I use the phone?

Smack Water:

And I was like, hold on.

Smack Water:

And I went and I got the phone, she was like, I can't come in?

Smack Water:

No, you can't come in.

Smack Water:

Funky bitch.

Smack Water:

Man, my baby mama lay our head here.

Smack Water:

My daughter, she right at my leg, looking up.

Smack Water:

If my daughter was crazy, she like, ass, what you gonna do?

Smack Water:

No, you ain't.

Smack Water:

And then, well, I don't need to use the phone.

Smack Water:

You, you're a devil.

Smack Water:

Devilish evil.

Smack Water:

You ain't never want to give me a shot of cock, not smack a good bitch.

Smack Water:

That don't mean I'm gonna be a good to you.

Smack Water:

Fun.

Smack Water:

They got the dream of having a good nigga, especially a good nigga that another bitch got.

Smack Water:

Or if I can't have a good nigger bitch, you won't have one either.

Smack Water:

You gonna live in the same misery with I live in.

Smack Water:

Yeah, man, I know, bitch.

Smack Water:

I.

Smack Water:

And I.

Smack Water:

And I had wanted to that bitch super bad too, man.

Smack Water:

I had chased that hole for about.

Smack Water:

Not just chased her, but when I seen her, I tried to fuck her, you know.

Smack Water:

For about two years.

Smack Water:

And bitch don't want to come into my place and give.

Smack Water:

Nah bitch.

Smack Water:

Fuck you funky bitch.

Smack Water:

Your bitch ass on man.

Kyle:

Say I'm talking about women love to.

Smack Water:

Think motherfuckers and all these motherfuckers the power of the pussy.

Smack Water:

That pussy got power, bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

I was raised by 2 Lie Crew Dick almighty ass.

Smack Water:

You whole ass man.

Smack Water:

You ass man.

Smack Water:

You are some suckers today.

Smack Water:

My you allow these to determine what a real man is.

Smack Water:

What a real is, what ass.

Smack Water:

What does your heart tell you?

Smack Water:

What does your brain tell you?

Smack Water:

A can't tell me nothing about being no mother for my own mama couldn't tell me about being no band.

Smack Water:

She could tell me what she required of a band or what she.

Smack Water:

What she required, what she did.

Smack Water:

Nigga, I need.

Smack Water:

I want you to wash them dishes ho ass nigga.

Smack Water:

But she couldn't.

Smack Water:

My mama, when I.

Smack Water:

My mama, when I hit 14 man, she knew it was over with.

Smack Water:

But I had.

Smack Water:

I wasn't raised by a single mother.

Smack Water:

I had a stepfather and I had uncles, grandfathers.

Smack Water:

My mentor Salah, he was Nation of Islam.

Smack Water:

I had some.

Smack Water:

A bunch of men in my life, man.

Smack Water:

My mama, man, she.

Smack Water:

But it was a different time.

Smack Water:

Women.

Smack Water:

Women cherished having men.

Smack Water:

Women didn't want they son not to have a male role model.

Smack Water:

You come in the house and then nothing will get your bitch ass outside.

Smack Water:

Where the men at?

Smack Water:

Now they raising a bunch of pussy ass bitch ass niggas.

Smack Water:

They protected them from every goddamn thing.

Smack Water:

I remember the first time I seen one of them little riding.

Smack Water:

Riding a bike and had on helmet knee palace.

Smack Water:

What the.

Smack Water:

They bubble wrapped this ass you man.

Smack Water:

You know how many scrapes and dings and get your ass up and keep it pushing D.

Smack Water:

That's why ain't got no character.

Smack Water:

And that's why the world is up manning these, man.

Smack Water:

I really think that it's part of the system way of pussifying and emasculating because if you make the man soft, you don't have to worry about any kind of rebellion or fighting back.

Kyle:

Man, that shit's crazy, bro.

Kyle:

Man, I feel like smack.

Kyle:

I ain't gonna lie.

Kyle:

I feel like this could be a 90 hour interview, man.

Kyle:

But we.

Kyle:

We gonna have to.

Kyle:

You gonna have to come back for part two.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Cause I.

Kyle:

It's just too much real shit.

Kyle:

But before we get out of here.

Smack Water:

Before I get out of here.

Smack Water:

Let me, let me.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Kyle:

Tap on that and then tap on the movie.

Smack Water:

Tap on.

Kyle:

Tap on what you was gonna say and Then tap on the movie that.

Smack Water:

You come out the Jake Powell.

Smack Water:

Mike Tyson.

Kyle:

Oh my God.

Smack Water:

I didn't even watch the fight.

Smack Water:

I don't even know what happened.

Smack Water:

I ain't been on that boy.

Kyle:

That boy took a.

Kyle:

He took money to take a l because he was on his ass for two rounds and then let up.

Smack Water:

Mike Tyson.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

This here Jake Paul is a sample size of what the fuck is wrong with the world today.

Smack Water:

Aside from the white privilege.

Smack Water:

That but just because I watched the documentary shit that they had on Netflix, I didn't watch the fight because they making a mockery of the sport and making a joke out of the shit.

Smack Water:

But he said something in the little three part docu series.

Smack Water:

He said imma be the face of boxing.

Smack Water:

No you ain't.

Smack Water:

Bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

He also said motherfuckers hating on it.

Smack Water:

No, they not.

Smack Water:

They telling you the truth.

Smack Water:

Bitch ass N a.

Smack Water:

White men don't feel like nobody should tell him the truth.

Smack Water:

You ain't.

Smack Water:

You can't be the face of boxing because.

Smack Water:

See what's wrong?

Smack Water:

Just cause you got the most followers on YouTube, you think you deserve that?

Smack Water:

You got who put in the work.

Smack Water:

Been boxing since they was eight.

Smack Water:

Done the golden gloves, fought for the Olympic trials, who started at the bottom.

Smack Water:

But you gonna skip all of that.

Smack Water:

Everybody want to skip steps.

Smack Water:

You can't skip steps to success, ass nigga.

Smack Water:

What you gotta understand is a, is a private for a reason.

Smack Water:

You start off as a private, you work your way to a sergeant, then you become a lieutenant, then you become a captain, then you become a major, then you could be a general.

Smack Water:

Because you just can't go from being a private to a general because all this shit in the middle, you need that information, you need that knowledge, you need that experience.

Smack Water:

It's something on this level that you need for the next level.

Smack Water:

Everybody just think that they gonna go from 0 to 100.

Smack Water:

Nobody.

Smack Water:

This entitlement shit is out of control.

Smack Water:

And Jake Paul is the living embodiment and definition of that bullshit.

Smack Water:

And his white privilege.

Smack Water:

If motherfucker, what white privilege?

Smack Water:

That white privilege for thinking that you just gonna surpass out.

Smack Water:

You put in some work, but the work that the motherfucker the face of boxing is the champion you beat, you won against a 58 year old Mike Tyson that ain't been in the ring in 20.

Smack Water:

You didn't fight 20 year old Mike Tyson ass nigga.

Smack Water:

Cake ass nigga.

Smack Water:

You can miss me with the.

Smack Water:

He is still Mike tyson.

Smack Water:

He ain't 20 year old Mike Tyson.

Smack Water:

He Ain't he ain't fresh out the penitentiary.

Smack Water:

Mike Tyson.

Smack Water:

He ain't bite your ear.

Smack Water:

Well, that nigga might still do bite you.

Smack Water:

But you get to what the fuck I'm talking about.

Smack Water:

You ain't fight prime Mike Tyson.

Smack Water:

Organize a fight with starting at least the number 10 boxer in the world and fight your way up.

Smack Water:

You ain't gonna do that because we saw what happened with you and Tyson Fury brother.

Smack Water:

And I don't even think he was ranked like that there.

Smack Water:

And then them boxer ain't gonna even accept a real fight with you because you ain't put in the work that them boxers put in to say you even deserve a fight with them.

Smack Water:

No matter how good you may think you are or how the spectacles you put on.

Smack Water:

My how much money is worth is not everybody is not gonna sacrifice the integrity of something for money, for attention, to make the next motherfucker happy.

Smack Water:

And that's where we are today.

Smack Water:

Everybody is willing to sacrifice the integrity of themselves of different endeavors, of all this shit.

Smack Water:

Nobody has.

Smack Water:

And nobody gives a fuck about integrity anymore.

Smack Water:

Don't nobody give a fuck about what said when they ain't around about them.

Smack Water:

It don't even fucking matter.

Smack Water:

My name is the most important thing I got.

Smack Water:

You can call me what you want to, but you can't call me a liar.

Smack Water:

Bitch ass nigga.

Smack Water:

And I'm a stand on it every time.

Smack Water:

Now what I need the rest of you cake ass niggas to do is to get ready for this motherfucking movie.

Smack Water:

The Houston All Stars.

Smack Water:

It's a Boss Life entertainment production.

Smack Water:

Slim Thug, Propane, Lil Kiki Aldi, Pow Wow.

Smack Water:

Zero, Jeff Shelley, Lil Darrow, the comedian.

Smack Water:

Terry Grossman, D.

Smack Water:

Hill.

Smack Water:

Or Kayla.

Smack Water:

What's the bit defined bitch?

Smack Water:

Kayla G.

Smack Water:

Is that her name?

Smack Water:

And me as well.

Smack Water:

Double Cup.

Smack Water:

We premiering it this weekend in Dallas.

Smack Water:

But it's supposed to come out in January.

Smack Water:

Shout out to Boss Life.

Smack Water:

Dre.

Smack Water:

Boss Life Rico.

Smack Water:

And we suppose whenever it dropped, I wrote a spinoff of It Burns Barbecue.

Smack Water:

We supposed to start doing that.

Kyle:

That's live.

Smack Water:

My other movie, Fight Boy.

Smack Water:

If you ain't seen that, check it out.

Smack Water:

Or my music.

Smack Water:

Go check that out.

Smack Water:

Or my commentary album.

Smack Water:

Fuck your feelings.

Smack Water:

One, two and three.

Smack Water:

Where I talk that shit.

Smack Water:

I'm thinking about doing a part four and just google me.

Smack Water:

Cake ass nigga.

Smack Water:

I'm highly googleable.

Smack Water:

If you don't know who the fuck I am, I really don't know where the fuck go check my 20v1 out.

Smack Water:

My blind date, Michael Delaboo getting ready to drop another motherfucker while they done a balloon pop.

Smack Water:

And it's chaotic, you know, and we got some shit going on, man.

Smack Water:

I'm working.

Smack Water:

I'm working.

Smack Water:

I'm working with real life street stars.

Smack Water:

Uc.

Smack Water:

He already extended this.

Smack Water:

I'm gonna come get his real shit, man.

Smack Water:

I.

Smack Water:

One thing you never have to worry about is me sitting here just giving you some bullshit or just saying shit for the sake of saying it, or saying some shit for clickbait or, you know.

Kyle:

Right, right.

Smack Water:

It ain't.

Smack Water:

It ain't gonna be messy, right?

Smack Water:

Maybe.

Kyle:

I mean, it's just real.

Kyle:

It's just real to you.

Kyle:

So that.

Kyle:

That's what makes it real.

Smack Water:

It might be messy.

Smack Water:

I might get a little messy.

Smack Water:

Yeah.

Smack Water:

But it ain't gonna be.

Kyle:

You gotta get your hands dirty.

Smack Water:

It ain't gonna be gossipy.

Smack Water:

It ain't gonna be like, bitchy messy.

Kyle:

Right?

Smack Water:

You know, but it might be making.

Smack Water:

They'll be like, ooh, that nigga Smack.

Smack Water:

You heard what Smack said about you.

Smack Water:

K gas, nigga.

Kyle:

Man, that's what's happening, man.

Kyle:

Hey, I ain't gonna lie, man.

Kyle:

Like I say, you one of them people, man, that move and shake shit on YouTube.

Kyle:

I really appreciate you coming through, man.

Kyle:

All the way from Houston, man.

Kyle:

I can't wait to see the movie.

Kyle:

You one of them entertainers, nigga.

Kyle:

You be going crazy on the 20v1s.

Kyle:

Hey, man, you know Smack Water, man, You know, this is part one of many.

Kyle:

You know what I'm saying?

Smack Water:

I'm recurring, my nigga.

Smack Water:

And again, shout out to my city, Houston.

Smack Water:

Everybody that fuck with me.

Smack Water:

50:15, when you hit the city, make sure you hit that AL meter.

Smack Water:

My, all this.

Smack Water:

Oh, I almost forgot.

Smack Water:

Shout out to my Scarface.

Smack Water:

Last thing, man.

Smack Water:

Me and Scarface finna get ready to do a podcast.

Kyle:

Oh, breaking news.

Kyle:

Let's get it.

Kyle:

Yeah, you definitely need to podcast my daughter.

Kyle:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

Kyle:

We looking forward to that.

Kyle:

And when that drop, you already know you got love over here.

Kyle:

We gonna share it.

Kyle:

Hey, man, my boy, Smack Water.

Kyle:

You are a real life street star, man.

Smack Water:

I was born.

Kyle:

Wait, am I uncaked now?

Smack Water:

It ain't real life.

Kyle:

Real life street stars.

Kyle:

You know what time it is?

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